A Week of Chaos
Monday- Dear Ra, please help me! Something has happened, I'm not quite sure what, but every body seems to have gone crazy; for one Pegasus has been skipping around town wearing a tutu and he asked me to come over and cuddle, then he took off his tutu and it all went down hill from there. Okay, well, that wasn't best example….actually I think he asked me to come over and cuddle once before…But that's beside the point…Okay next there's Joey…..HE WAS SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS LAWN TALKING TO A PIECE OF HARD SALAMINI (Yes, you perverts I mean the meat.) then he asked me if I wanted to join him and Lady Periwinkle for tea later...enough said….Today has definitely been an odd day I'll see what tomorrow brings, if I make it that long.
Tuesday- Please lord save me. Okay I thought yesterday was weirdest day of my life but I was wrong….Duke came over…and confessed his undying love for me, and if that wasn't bad enough he punched Grandpa for looking at my ass. So I did what any sane person did and ran, well I eventually evaded Duke, but in doing so I ran into Mako who was making out with a dead fish, it was weird….really weird….I hope tomorrow turns out better….
Wednesday- Um…I don't why I bother…..today….um…it was yeah…Te'a died, yep Malik threw a cherry bomb into her bathtub…while she was in there….there was blood everywhere….Then Malik asked if I wanted some Te'acabobs…They where pretty good…..fried Te'a isn't that bad…yummy…I'll have to ask Malik for the recipe…Oh, Kaiba and Stacey came over for dinner….Yep, Kaiba made Bakura his sex slave, he made him change his name to Stacey. We had a good time! We ate the remaining Te'acabobs from Malik's place, I really enjoyed myself today….it was quite normal….at least Malik hasn't changed….
Thursday-I robbed the bank today….it was fun….I'm glad Tristan and Malik helped me carry out those big bags of money, I even got to shot someone, Weevil deserved it though…I mean he's a bitch…I hate him, I think I might have drove over him a few times…I like the sound of dead Weevil….it's nice…then after I framed Mai for the robbery and murder, I went over to Rex's house for mint tea and lemon cakes…we played Go Fish for an hour or two…Yep, it was fun you should have saw that old lady's face when she saw the window smashed and Tristan, Malik, Rex, and I playing card games with her Boston Terrier. She joined us, and we played Strip poker….I got one word for you…Nice. Then we baked some cookies together and I went home…I had a real nice day.
Friday-Mai's trial was today…she lost…man did the judge get angry when she drank that cup full of pee….I don't think I ever laughed so hard n my life…I made some sushi…it was good….then I walked over to Joey's house called 911 and left, I think that's like a one-hundred dollar fine….but he won't get in to much trouble at least I left Serenity's body in sight for the paramedics….After that I picked myself up a nice hooker…yep, that bitch better hope I don't get AIDS….after my hour was up I went home took a cat nap…and called Duke…he came over and said that he wanted to be in a relationship with me….I laughed at him, I love it when Duke cries…it's funny…Well, I think I'm gonna go take a nap, this has been a long week.
Disclaimer-I don't own Yu-gi-oh, so leave me alone