HI GUYS!!!! If you're reading my other story, FullMetal Alchemist: Life After, I'm sorry it's taking so long to update. Anyway, my brother and I (mostly my brother in some parts) wrote this together months ago, though I'm not sure how many. We were on a sugar high, I think, and he happened to be on the computer at the time. Since he doesn't have an account, I'm putting this up for him. Please enjoy and R&R!!

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA but any other random characters belong to my brother and I...There might be a lot of them so be prepared!!

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Chapter 1: Nothing BUT Randomness

Year: 1914 Day: Who cares Time: 10:50...I think...let me check...Ok well my watch says midnight but I disagree I control this world you scrawny little pipsqueak!

Ed: "WHO YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET YOU TWO FACED MINK!!!!???"

Bro: "Heh heh you are short you little mouse."

Me: "Wha oh! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! DIVE INTO ALPHONSE GO GO GO MOVE MOVE MOVE!"

CRACK!!!

Bro: "AAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"

Off Narator: "Why am I here? I was in ballet class a minute ago! WHY AM I GAY!!???"

GURGLE GURGLE SPLAT GUNK

Bro: "OWWWW!!"

Really Off Narator: "Hi I'm Scott and I'm singing my number one song of the year Cucumber!...I'm...a cucumber I'm a cucumber I'm a cucumber but please don't put me in a...dancebreak...pickle jaaarrrrrrrr!!!"

Bro:"Heh heh sing it again! what the...? AAAAHHH MMMMMYYY AAARRRMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" RRRRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP!!

Man in suit: "Aaawww right WHO CUT THE CHEESE??!!!! AAAWW OPEN A WINDOW!"

Odd man I think: "Soorrryyyy!!" pppooooofffff

Me: "I think it's over... NOPE! Duck! That was his arm by the way!"

Al: "Don't I have a say in this!"

Everyone: "...NNNOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

Dead Silence: YOU DON'T NEED ME!!! GET!!!!!...

Me: Lift's Al's helm slightly and peers through gap but changes her mind cause it's such a gruesome sight that she can't even look at her bro's remains (Who would?) ..."Poor brother sigh...hard to believe he comes back in the next chapter...WHO WANTS MILK??!!!"

Ed: "...NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! GET AWAY GET AWAY!!!!! but I'll have oj thanks."

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Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter because the randomness is bound to continue! We'll update when we can and, don't worry, there's more to come on my other stories.

Please press that lonely little button down there. It doesn't get any attention.

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