YO YO WASSUP! This here be my debut so enjoy and what not!
Chapter 1: Lincoln the Virgin
Life so far has not been kind to Lincoln. Throughout his petty existence, he has only felt betrayal, despair and failed love. From Ronnie Ann to Christina, every girl in the entire town viewed him as some sort of Fortnite hyper-virgin; a perv as you will. However, one girl has never been able to leave his mind, from the darkest of dreams to the most perverted of porno's all he could see was that one girls face. He knew full and well that she could never love him back but what he didn't know was how wrong he was…
Lola: "GIVE IT BACK!"
Lana: "NO ITS MINE!"
"Its only six o'clock and they have already started" Lincoln solemnly thought to himself. He pulled his aching body out of bed – puberty hit him like a bitch. Underneath the voice cracks and the random outbreaks of acne, hid a humble little nerd. One that would watch anime instead of hanging with his friends or would write a fanfiction instead of… He pulled on his aged grey and orange hoodie and stared at his latest draws; "I drew her again, as a damn fox girl as well!" He folded and carefully hid it within the confines of his pocket.
He threw open the door to find the twins ripping each other's throats out; they stopped and watched with curiosity or anger, he couldn't really tell, as he slowly strolled towards the bathroom. "No queue!" he gleefully muttered as he threw the door open. CLICK the lock went and he pulled down his trousers; it was time to break No Nut again. He pulled out his drawing as he began his unholy ritual – pleasure made him intoxicated and numb to the fact he was now a stranger to his family. He moaned as his many sisters pondered upon his with sadness and grief – he was never the same after Ronnie left him.
"HOLY SHIT!" he moaned as his business was finely done. He felt the paper in his hand suddenly go soggy – "I have to draw a new one now," he sighed. In his mind, he suddenly began to argue with himself. "YOU SHOULD TELL HER" the devil cried whilst the angel shouted "THE LORD FORBIDS IT!". Tears began to fall as he threw the paper down the toilet basin – the supple breasts and cute innocent smile flashed at him whilst a spiral of water forced it into the endless oceans… "I CAN'T TELL HER! I WILL NEVER TELL HER! SHE'LL BE ARRESTED! ITS ILLEGAL!" he cried as his tired face grew more and more damp.
But little did he know she was in fact listening…