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Cullen Prank War

Chapter 1: Goodbye Mom and Dad

Emmett's POV:

I was sitting alone in the living room just playing my PS2 when Carlisle comes and stands right in front of the TV. I mean he just stood there, with his hands on his hips, pursed lips, and an evil glare in his eye. He didn't even say anything, so I tried to just play around him. Finally he spoke, "Emmett, Esme and I are going to Isle Esme for the week, I expect you to be on your best behavior…and I expect this house to be in one piece when we come home."

"Aww come on, I hope you gave everyone this speech," I whined while momentarily pausing my game.

He just smirked, his face giving away the fact that he only lectured me. Honestly when they are gone, I'm usually pretty good. There is only a short list of horrible things I've done while they were away, nothing compared to what I do when they're home.

I clearly remember turning the stairs into a water slide while they were visiting the Denali clan last year. There was the time while they were out hunting and I tried playing indoor paintball with a squirrel.

"Yeah and how about the time you poured superglue all over the floor? Poor Bella tripped and landed on her butt. We had to cut her out of her pants. I'm pretty sure she's still embarrassed about that," Edward said appearing out of nowhere.

"HAHA oh yeah that was priceless. Did you see the look on her face when Alice came running in with the scissors yelling about somebody finally getting into her pants"

"Emmett, that was you," Edward said slapping me on the back of my head. That officially started our brawl.

"BOYS CUT IT OUT NOW!!!" Esme yelled, just as I had Edward in a headlock.

"Sorry mom," we said in unison.

"Your father and I are leaving, we will be back in a week, please behave and do not destroy the house," she begged before kissing us both on the cheek.

She said a quick goodbye to the rest of the family, who seemed to have filed in from their hiding places, and danced out the door with Carlisle on her heels.

"Well I have to go pick up Bella," Edward said before disappearing out the door. Well at least he's bringing back entertainment.

I went back to my game for a while. Rosalie sat next to me filing her nails, and Jasper was listening intently to Alice as she discussed the pros and con of wearing dresses. I honestly don't know how that dude puts up with her.

I was starting to get bored when Edward returned with Bella.

"Hi Bella, wanna play a game?" I asked as she walked into the living room.

"Hi Emmett, and no," she replied.

"Aww come on please!!"

"No"

"Please"

"No"

"Please," I asked once again this time pulling out my puppy dog face.

"Fine"

"Really?"

"NO!!" she yelled causing everyone else to burst into laughter.

We sat there for a few more minutes before an idea started to form in my mind.

"That's brilliant Em," Alice said jumping up from the couch.

"Come on girls it's time to start planning," she said picking up Bella and pulling on Rosalie's arm.

"Where are we going?" Bella asked.

"We are going to make our plans for the prank war," Alice announced as they disappeared from our sight.