Uncle Iroh's Worst Enemy:The Doctors!
Chapter One: The Nutritionist
Uncle Iroh walks into the doctors office and sits down on the huge chair/bed, and sees it sink in from the weight to his displeasure. A young, tall and graceful waterbender walks into the room and takes out a clipboard with a doctors report on it.On it reads: Iroh (aka Dragon of the West), here for his yearly nutrition exam.
Young Doctor: Well hello Iroh. My name is Dr. Isla. I'll be your nutritionist specialist for today. Let's start with your daily diet?
Uncle Iroh: Let's see. Today I had some pork followed by some jasmine tea. For lunch I wasn't really hungry, I just drank a pot of tea instead. The rare white dragon bush, it makes a tea so delicous its heart breaking, or maybe it was the white jade bush. Come to think of it, I'm kinda itchy now.
Dr. Isla: Ok.We'll have someone check on that once you go to the psychiatrist. And back to your diet. What exactly did you have for dinner?
Uncle Iroh: Ummm, oh yeah! Roast duck with a green tea based sauce. Delicious. And with that was a herbal tea since I was feeling a little sick to my stomach. Musta ate too much or something he said as he patted his stomache.
Dr. Isla: Ok Iroh, that's enough, I'll be be back in a couple of minutes to show you your new food evaluation diet.
Uncle Iroh twiddled his thumbs and thought queitly to himself. Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned so much pork, she might have to cut it from my diet now! Dr. Isla stepped in, and pulled out her trusty clipboard.
Dr. Isla: Well, we have some good news and some bad news. But how you take it just depends on your opinion of the good and bad news. Ok first the good news, you seem to be in pretty good condition except for the extra stomach, but out physical doctor wil take care of that. Uncle Iroh smiles, instantly it turns to a frown when he hears the bad news. I don't know how to put this but you won't, repeat won'tbe drinking tea anymore. I'm sorry but your diet consists of way too much tea!
Uncle Iroh: No! he said with brown tears in his eyes and a swirling vortex of colors behind him. Tea is my one love, and passion.
Dr. Isla: Once again I am sorry, but seeing how you are taking this I'm going to have to go to drastic measures, she said with an evil looks and burning flames behind her. You are to be stripped of your tea job, and all tea possesions are to be rooted from your house at 12:00 today. That includes tea pots, tea packets, tea t-shirts, and assorted tea cozys. Due to your denial a team of highly trained doctors will be escorting you to the next doctor for your all day exam. Sila! Bring the patient a wheelchair, and try to sustain his greif. But do not, I repeat do not, speak of tea around him no matter how much he begs, He is to go to the hypnosis next. Good day Iroh, and good luck with your little problem.
Hi again! My mom has let me spend the night with Lexi again, and I wanted to do a story about Iroh's obsession with tea. By the way thanks for the idea TheDayYouSaidGoodnight, I can't thank you enough! This is my what, 3rd, 4th, fanfic so you know the drill! Please R+R! (By the way, my mom will be getting us a new computer Wednesday, so I can't wait to start fully writing again!) Thanks again to all my loyal reviewers. Bye bye.