Author's Note: Hey, most of you won't get this, but if you do, then I officially deem you AWESOME. This story was requested by a friend of mine, Hollyleaf6. She's a great author so check her out when you can!

Disclaimer: I still don't own the avengers, and I will never own anyone as cool as L. The cake told me. The cake never lies, if I'm wrong, may god strike me dead.

"Guess what guys? We're going to Japan!" Tony announced one morning at the stark tower. All the avengers groaned. Not another vacation! They all thought. But there was no stopping Tony when he had an idea, and it's not like ALL of his ideas ended in chaos. Only like, 90% of the time.

"Tony are you sure we should do this?" Bruce asked. Japan didn't seem like the best place for the hulk to show up.

" I hate it when you call meetings so early in the morning just to drag us halfway around the world." Clint added from his spot on top of the kitchen counter.

" I hate these meetings in general." Natasha added, taking a sip of coffee from her mug.

"No buts about it. I already had Jarvis buy us tickets for the plane ride there!" Tony exclaimed excitedly. "You're going wether you like it or not."

"Stark, calm down before you blow a gasket." Steve said, not wanting a repeat of their last vacation.

Which explained why they were in Japan exactly two days later, at the top of a five star hotel, getting drunk. Again. Not all of them, Natasha and Clint were out exploring, Thor was still in Asgard, captain couldn't get drunk, so that left tony and Bruce. Not a great idea, but if tony was going to get drunk that high up, he needed supervision. Not that Bruce was going to drink, intentionally.

"Oh come on! I've never tried wine from Japan! It might not affect you, you have to try to find out." Tony tried to convince Bruce.

"Tony, I don't think the other guy would like to experiment using that logic, and quite frankly, neither would I." Bruce replied. "Just get me a water." (Let me tell you, NOT a good idea.) Tony smirked.

"Coming right up!" tony said, his back turned to Bruce so he wouldn't see him pour the clear liquid into the bottle. Bruce thanked him and took a sip.

The liquid burned his throat as it made its way into his system. "TONY, WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Bruce choked. Tony didn't get a chance to respond as Bruce started gagging, his clothes tearing as his skin turned slightly green.

"Shit." Tony cursed and stumbled towards the stairs, just as the roaring monster jumped of the building and made his way through the streets of Japan.

L's POV

L reached for one of the little candies on the plate in front of him, relieved that the Kira meeting was over. Despite the situation, he had many other cases to work on. Then the floor started rumbling and L heard a loud roar come from outside.

Watari's face flashed onto L's computer. "Sir, there is a security breach at ground level. I advise you evacuate immediately." He warned. No sooner did he say this did the building tilt dangerously and whatever was attacking roared again, this time closer.

Well this is an unfortunate event, I just got this building furnished! L thought bitterly.

L didn't even flinch as he grabbed a bag of sweets and a suitcase of confidential files. On his way to his emergency helicopter, L stopped to look over the edge of the building, in curiosity. At the bottom was a giant, green, almost human like figure attacking the building and a few other things on the street as well. His eyes widened and he jumped into the helicopter hurriedly.

As soon as they were out of range of harm, Watari circled around to take in the damage. "What should we do L?" He questioned the man huddled in the back of the helicopter.

"Don't kill it. Whatever you do, don't kill it. Try, Knocking it out." He suggested, biting his Thumb nail.

Watari nodded and pushed a button, revealing firearms loaded with tranquilizers. Target in sight, watari pushed another button, and the monster howled in outrage before tumbling to the ground. "What now?" He asked.

L bit his lip. "Retrieve." He muttered.

What happens next? (I know its a short chappie but the rest will be longer) Stay tuned people, more will happen. Don't be afraid to comment on how much it sucked/rocked. That little box down there won't bite.