I don't own any Ben 10 characters, nor do I claim. Criteria: You have to be a semi-attractive white male. Simple, really.
D'Void had been beaten. Presumably by Ben, but probably not since he's never around in these stories unless he's doing something stupid to further the plot. Never turning into aliens, kicking butt, and saving the universe. Just...being a moron. Almost like the OP doesn't recognize the MAIN FUCKING CHARACTER of the franchise and he's an afterthought to them. Well, at least he isn't engaging in tragic rape based sex how long that'll last!
Manny tossed the defeated D'Void, AKA Doctor Animo, into the prison jail.
"Regurgitating basic canon plot points of Voided," Manny stated. He slammed the door.
"Where's my Baby Sues?!" D'Void, AKA Doctor Animo, cried while whimpering. "I miss them."
"They're mine now! I'm a woman, therefore my ovaries dictate how I should feel in regards to hideously annoying baby-things that are babies," said Helen. "I have boobies. Lizard boobies. All aliens are heterosexual and follow rigidly enforced American based gender role stereotypes because OP does!"
She skidded off to locate the cute widdle babbys. She found them. She cooed over them.
"THEY'RE SO CUTE! EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE NOT!" she squealed shrilly.
"Those are MY BABIES!" D'Void yelled while sobbing. "Mine, mine! They were made for me, not you, you evil vagina! Go away! No one likes you. Unless it's a mindless harem fuck story. Then maybe. Chicks with long tails are pretty hot," he whispered. He wiped at his endless tears. "I prefer cat-women myself. Also, yeti dick. I love yeti dick. Massive amounts of it."
"I'm keeping them," said Helen. She turned her head and jutted out her bottom lip. "They make my ovaries explode with motherly desire. All women want babies. They automatically know how to take care of them and think they're cute, no matter how ugly they are. That is how women work. Trust me, I know. I'm one!" She leaned over to D'Void's bars, stuck hear head through them, and whispered one diabolical word: "Vagina."
D'Void recoiled. "Quit rubbing your woman born woman bullshit in my face," he sobbed. He urged to go to Tumblr to complain about the injustice, but he was captive in jail and didn't yet have enough good behavior points to get internet service in his cell. He sobbed yet again. "MISANDRY!" he cried while sobbing harder. "Just wait until my Suethors get wind of this offense! You'll be sorry, you ugly lizard bitch! You'll get written into so much misogynistic torture fic, you'll wish you'd never been conceived one drunken night by the show writers who got told by the network to shove in more female characters to attract the female demographic!"
Helen ignored him. She cooed over the ugly monster babies. She kissed them repeatedly. They tried to bite her face off while drooling and shrieking.
The Wrench came in and shook his head. "It's going to take a long time to fix this hot mess of fuck."
The End
