Rosalie was out hunting when she saw the prettiest rock ever. " Wow" she said, " it's all shiny… like me!" she went to pick it up, but when herpretty little finger was just inches away from the rock it sucked all the vampireness out of her! DEAR LORD WHAT WILL WE DO NOW!
Unfortunately human Rosalie didn't have the same charm as vamp Rosalie, in other words human Rosalie was ugly as sin!
She rushed home, unsure of what her family would say. They definitely wouldn't recognize her. She bounded through the door and all hell broke loose. Alice screamed at the top of her tiny lungs, Jasper took one look at her and froze as if he had seen medusa, Emmet hid behind the couch. Edward (the only one thinking rationally at this point) grabbed one of jasper's guns and just as Bella was about to poke her eyes out Rosalie yelled " please don't shoot, it's me…. Rosalie"
" Holy crap!' Emmett yelled, " It is her". Nobody spoke for a long moment. Bella began to giggle." Rosalie" said Emmett as he approached her with EXTREME caution ' what the hell happened to your face"." I've been devampireatized and I need you to revampireatize me!" she said, the words choking out through the weird gaping noise she was making. " How did that guy ever consider raping you!" soft giggles grew to laughs, Jasper was practically rolling on the floor. " He was really drunk okay" she yelled back.
Edward had tuned everything out; all he could do was stare at the strange misshapen face. She had bushy eyebrows and wonky lips. She had sagging breasts that went down to her exposed belly button, her once long golden locks had turned the coulor of cat vomit and moss and her feet were larger than Emmett's. He couldn't take it any more so he bit her.
THE END, TIME FOR POPTARTS!!!!!!!!