One of Dylan's infamous fat monologues we never really see very often. She's ranting off to herself in the mirror.
Ehmygawd! My thighs are like the size of my mom's exercise ball. I mean, that's fat. I can dress up as Santa Claus and everybody will most like start believing in him. I really need to stop eating!
I mean, none of my clothes fit me. My favorite jeans? They stopped fitting me a while ago. I have to go shopping almost every week because I think I'm gonna pop. Massie is trying to ban me from shopping so I'm pressured to lose weight.
What can I do? Everytime I'm overweight, I get upset, then I eat! I mean, I eat! What a pig. I seriously need to stop eating. But... Food is my passion. Massie tells me all the time I'm not fat... Kristen and Alicia, too. Claire just rolls her eyes. But how can I believe them? I'm sorrounded by skinny girls!
Kristen does soccer, Alicia is a dancer, Massie is a horseback rider, and Claire is... Claire is... Okay, I'm not sure what Kuh-laire does. But she's always eating sugar and never gains any weight! I seriously wish I had her body. While I have to diet, she has to do nothing!
Like seriously, life does not make any sense to me. I should have joined the Soccer team... Or stopped eating.
I mean... (grabs potato chips and starts eating) Not cool, you know? Maybe I should stop eating.
But, ewwww. I don't want to be like, anorexic or anything. Not that skinny. But you know, it sucks really, because...
Because... My mom is always saying how beautiful and perfect Alicia is and how she should be a model, she's always saying how Kristen has such a nice body... And she's saying that Massie is simply stunning. Except Claire. She doesn't really like her.
Do you know how it feels like? That your mother might actually trade you for somebody else if she had the chance? I bet she thinks they're so perfect she would trade me in at any minute.
I cannot let that happen!
So, I, Dylan Marvil swear that I will lose weight... Somehow, someway.
I've been planning to do this for a while, so yeah. It's short because there's nothing I could really say about this. lol.