"Come on Natsu! We've been here for an hour and all they have talked about is chick flicks and boy bands." Gray whispered to the pink haired man next to him. The pair was crouched outside of the living room window of the Strauss home. Tonight was the monthly sleepover that the girls of Fairy Tail held.

"Gray don't be such an ice princess. It isn't like we're spying on them or anything." Which was precisely what they were doing. "It's kind of like we are joining them." Uhhhhhhhh….

"Now I know you have ash for brains!" Gray whisper-shouted with a scowled at his best friend. It wasn't exactly something that Gray felt comfortable with. He had never been the type to sneak around and spy on the girls, especially considering he knew how it felt to be on the opposite end of being secretly watched, but somehow his idiot best friend had dragged him into it.

Ever since two months ago when the girls started this whole sleepover thing, the male members of the guild had become curious about what they would talk about. Of course every time Natsu had tried to spy on their little get together and Erza always caught them. Little did everyone know, this particular sleepover Cana had been in-charge of bringing drinks and had brought Seagram's Escapes Fruit Punch instead of regular fruit punch. Let's just say that the girls had gone through a couple barrels worth and were starting to feel a little tipsy. Cana had formulated this plan yesterday, since she found out that Wendy wouldn't be coming, due to a cold, and was stuck in bed (even she wasn't comfortable having a 13 year old drinking underage).

"What was that stripper?! Do you want me to beat-" Natsu was cut off by a heavy iron club contactingwith his crown.

"Shut your mouth Salamander. Do you want to get caught?" Gajeel whispered to the two. Both boys turned to their right to look at the iron dragon slayer with a raised brow.

"Looks like someone wants to spy on a certain script mage." Gray said with a snicker. Gajeel glanced in the living room and his eyes rested on a certain blue haired bookworm. She had on an orange tank top and short-shorts pajama set that flattered her petite frame.

"Shut up! I just have been hearing Shrimp go on about this thing for the past week and it kind of got me curious, ok?! It isn't like I follow her around or anything, unlike someone else." Gajeel whisper-shouted with a hint of pink on his cheeks.

"What did you say?!" Natsu whisper-shouted and was about to say more until he heard a slurred voice from inside.

"Ok Lucy spilllll who is bigger Natsu or Gray?" Said a brunette after looking up from her game of solitaire. All three men outside froze and slowly turned their heads back to the window. They all had their mouth hanging wide open, probably almost literally catching flies, and their eyes were wide.

"What the hell kind of question is that Cana?! How the hell would I know?!" Lucy screamed with embarrassment, her face heating up. The brunette only smirked at her with a knowing glint in her eyes. Cana wasn't wearing anything very different from her normal attire, except instead of capris, she was wearing male boxer shorts rolled up.

"Well they are your partners with them after all. Come on Lucy! We all want to know." Lisanna teased. Her sister giving a devilish grin towards the fidgeting blonde mage.

"Look I honestly don't know. Besides it isn't like everyone doesn't already know about Gray's. The whole guild has seen his dick enough to memorize it." Lucy gave with a sigh, while sweat-dropping. All the girls around her burst out in laughter, while the said ice mage's face paled. Natsu and Gajeel had to fight to hold back their laughter. If it wasn't for the fear of being caught by Erza, they would have been roaring with laughter.

"Isn't that the truth? Even Wendy has seen it, that damn stripper." Cana said between laughs.

"Juvia loves when Gray-sama strips." Juvia said with hearts in her eyes, before fainting from the thought of Gray's previous indiscretions.

"Actually Natsu is bigger." The scarlet haired mage to the left of Lucy stated matter-of-factly. She was eating strawberry cake in her purple, Heart Crux pajamas. All the girls went silent and stared at her, waiting for an explanation. "We all used to take baths together when we were younger, so I've seen them both naked plenty of times."

"The only reason she can say that so nonchalantly is because she really wants to see someone else's so bad that she doesn't even bat an eyelash at anyone else's." Lucy said with a giggle and a smirk to her red haired friend.

"L-Lucy! W-what are you i-i-insinuating?!" Erza's face matched her hair and she started to see stars from the rising heat emanating from her face. Soon she was so overcome with embarrassment that she passed out.

"Oh Lucy you must have hit it right on the money. She just fainted from thinking about seeing Jellal's penis." Mira said with a giggle. "But I will say that she is probably correct. Dragon slayers end up being more well-endowed than the average person." Mira's face pinked slightly when she realized what she had just said.

"Ohhhhh really? And how would you know that Mira?" Cana said intently while raising an eyebrow to join her growing smirk.

"Well let's just say that I happened to hook up with certain dragon slayer once awhile back, when I was a little more….wild. Although that's all over with now." Mirajane said nervously, head down as not to meet anyone's eyes.

"Wow I never even knew about that. Although I did have my suspicions that you liked Laxus back three years ago." Lisanna said thoughtfully and then giving a small smile.

"Yea but we aren't really like that now. Just friends. I've had someone else on my mind" Mira said dreamily. Every raised a brow except Lisanna, who had a knowing smile.

"Mira-nii has been having Bixlow, Freed, and Evergreen over for dinner a lot ever since Evergreen and Elfman started their little infatuation. She has taken a liking to a certain green haired boy." Lisanna teased.

"Juvia wants to know how Mira knows all dragon slayers are bigger." Juvia tilted her head questioningly.

"It has to do with the magic that they possess. When they become dragon slayers, they almost become part dragon. There is an element to them that makes them slightly animalistic. For dragon slayers like Laxus the effect might be significantly reduced since he is a second generation, but he still is affected by it nonetheless." Levy said quietly and with her face flaming red. All the girls listened to Levy without uttering a peep, eyes growing wider and draw dropping lower the more she explained. This innocent bookworm managed to know THIS much information about how dragon slayer might affect a male's size and none of the people in the room (or outside for that matter) expected the girl to be bold enough to explain it.

Gajeel looked dumbfounded. Utterly and completely floored. He had NEVER thought Levy knew this much about his magic and to make matters worse, she was right.

"Dude is that true?" Gray said while looking at the two dragon slayers to his right. The two men didn't say a word and just nodded. They all remained silent and turned their attention back to the woman inside.

"Oh Levy I didn't know you were such a dirty girl." Cana cooed teasingly. Levy looked at her eyes wide.

"I have always wondered if he has metal anywhere else. If you know what I mean." Lisanna said.

"He does. Juvia overheard that he has a Jacob's ladder while we were in Phantom Lord." Juvia said shyly. The girls faces all went bright red as they looked at each other.

Gray looked at Gajeel slowly eyes wide with disbelief. Natsu on the other hand looked utterly confused.

"A what? Jafobs ladder?" Natsu said while turning his head to the side. Gajeel sat perfectly still, not even moving a millimeter. His jaw was hanging wide open.

"Well, well. Levy sure is a lucky one. Well-endowed and some exotic decorations. Although that does make a lot of sense. He is oddly symmetrical with his piercing choices. I might have to try and snatch him up." Cana said sexily.

"NO!" Levy screamed, startling everyone. Gajeel just stared at Levy, his face now a light pink.

"Oh Levy I'm just kidding. I already know you like him. I wouldn't dream of it." Cana said while giving her a light pat on the back.

"Yoo hoo Gajeel you feelin' ok?" Natsu said while waving his hand in said man's face. Gajeel simply nodded, his cocky smile growing on his lips. 'So the Shrimp is interested in me huh.' He thought.

"Looks like you finished all the dragon slayer books that I lent you Levy." Lucy said while trying to change the subject for the poor girl. Levy just nodded not saying another word, keeping her head down and playing with the hem of her shorts.

"Then that means Lucy has read them too! Damn was I the only one that didn't know about this?! I need to go find myself a dragon slayer. Mira you mind if I take a swing at a certain thunder dragon slayer?" Cana said while taking a huge swig of her beer, before finishing it and crushing the can. Mira replied with her head shaking side to side and a smile.

"Yea you can say that again. Well there are those twin dragons from Sabertooth and boy are they gorgeous." Lisanna said dreamily. Lucy furrowed her eyebrows in confusion.

"Why wouldn't you just go for Natsu, Lisanna?" Lucy asked in all seriousness. Secretly she had never been sure if Lisanna had a thing for Natsu. They seemed to have any normal male-female relationship just that they had been really close friends as kids. Sure she had a thing for Natsu, but she wasn't his and he had a right to choose whomever he wished. So she has just sat idly by and let things stay as they were since neither he nor Lisanna have tried to make a move on each other (or anyone for that matter). She was happy with her friendship with Natsu and she also liked Lisanna so she felt no need to push anything. She preferred to let things naturally take their course.

"God no! Sure I had a thing for Natsu few years back, but that was just a crush. After I came back and saw how he was with you, I was really happy for him. We have both changed a lot and I couldn't see him as anything more than a brother now. I myself have already had my eyes on someone else for a while, besides it looks like he has already marked him territory." Lisanna said with a giggle and a smirk, while pointing to Lucy's pajamas. Lucy looked down at herself and her face went red.

"Yea Lu-chan, cute PJs." Levy said teasingly.

"Look these are my favorite pajamas because the material is so soft! It has nothing to do with the fact that Natsu gave them to me for my birthday!" Lucy said while covering her now scarlet face. Lucy's pajamas were a simple tight, white tank top with single red chibi dragon on the front and short pajamas shorts with red chibi dragons all over.

Erza had finally recovered from fainting from embarrassment and sat up looking around the group. She had heard the last couple bits of the current conversation and turned her direction to Lucy.

"Well that's interesting to hear Lucy, considering you wear those pajamas anytime Natsu doesn't stay the night with you." Now Lucy's face was on fire and she was muttering things that were completely incomprehensible. All the girls were just giving her smirks and evil grins.

Natsu had the widest grin on his face that didn't go unnoticed by the males on either side of him. His eyes were twinkling like a child on Christmas morning.

"Oi flame head! Get that goofy grin off your face, it's almost creepy." Gray knew full well of Natsu's feelings for the blonde mage inside. Honestly she was practically the only one who didn't know. I mean seriously what kind of person breaks into your house to sleep with you, follows you like a lost puppy, and throws a temper tantrum when a guy even gives you the slightest attention and doesn't like you? No one, that's who. Gray actually liked the thought of Lucy and Natsu together. He would never admit it, but he liked to see his best friend so happy with someone.

"Yea it's almost like you're…..glowing?" Gajeel added noticing the white aura around the fire dragon slayer.

"Juvia is glad that Lucy doesn't have eyes for Gray!" Juvia announced triumphantly. "Also Juvia thinks Lucy and Natsu would make a cute couple." She added with a glowing smile.

Gray gulped loudly while staring at Juvia. This didn't go unnoticed by the two dragon slayers due to their excellent hearing.

"What's with you?" Gajeel asked bluntly.

"Nothing." Gray said quietly while turning away from the two. 'She just has to look like THAT in those damn pajamas.' Gray thought. Juvia honestly did look gorgeous. Her hair was down in natural waves like usual, except without her hat. Her pajamas were a pale blue, which complimented her dark blue hair nicely, and made of delicate material. It was similar to the other girls in that it was part of a set of a tank top and short shorts and had small frills along the bottom of the shorts and the neckline of the tank top. Gray barely ever saw her with this little clothing on and whenever he did, it made his stomach flip.

"Oh him?" Natsu said sounding bored, while directing him thumb toward the ice mage to him left. "He secretly has a crush on Juvia and doesn't want to admit it." Gray snapped him head back to Natsu.

"Why the hell are you going around spreading shit like that for?!" Gray whisper-shouted, even though the girls probably wouldn't even hear it at this point anyways.

"Wait a minute… So if dragon slayers are well-endowed, then does that mean Wendy is gonna be well–endowed in the chest area?" Mira asked. All the girls turned their heads to the side to think.

"Well she sure was in Edolas." Lisanna added. The girls all nodded.

"Romeo is going to be one lucky guy." Mira said dreamily. All the girls gave her questioning looks.

"Romeo? What makes you think they will be together? They hardly talk." Erza said seriously.

"Well they are the same age now after we came back from Tenrou. Also I just have a feeling." Mira said. What she meant by 'a feeling' was that she is going to play matchmaker.

"Oh Mira leave them be. They are too young." Erza said in a motherly tone and her face red.

"Erza are you ok? Your face is all red and you seem a little out of it." Lucy said in a concerned tone.

"Maybe she had too much sugar. She did drink a lot of the fruit punch." Levy said questioningly.

"Ah shit!" Cana cursed, without realizing. Everyone turned to Cana and gave her a questioning glare.

"Cana what did you put in the punch?!" Lucy and Mira said simultaneously. Both had dark auras around them. Cana raised her hands quickly.

"I didn't actually put anything in it, you see it came with alcohol already in it." Cana said as she began to get up and head toward the front door, but was blocked by Mira. She quickly turned on her heel and ran for the window.

"Shit, shit, shit! Cana is coming this way, run for it." Gajeel said and quickly turned to run towards the woods. He didn't make it though, because after Cana opened up the window, she was blown out of it from the force of Erza requipping into her purgatory armor. Her body flew out of the window and into Gajeel and the two sat there knocked out. The girls one by one came out of the house to witness what had just occurred. They immediately noticed tht there was an unconscious Gajeel and Cana of the ground, a couple yards from the house and two terrified boys crouching under the window, backs leaning against the house.

"NATSU?!" Lucy yelled when she laid eyes on him. Thoughts went through her mind. How long had they been here? Did they hear everything?

"Oh hey Luce…..hahaha. Fancy seeing you here." He said as he nervously stood up and scratched the back of his head. Lucy stomped over to him and was about to smack him upside the head, until he grabbed her arm and pulled her into him. He snaked the other hand around her waist and pulled her into a kiss.

Everyone was silent and their mouths were hanging open at what had just occurred. Natsu and Lucy kissed for a good 30 seconds before breaking apart. Natsu had a big goofy grin on his face with lightly flushed cheeks, while Lucy looked a mixture shock and excitement. He looked down for a second before meeting her eyes again.

"Nice PJs." He said with his toothy grin.

End

This is my first on-shot so I hope you like it . I honestly really enjoyed writing this so I may try to do another one-shot in the near future or a sequel to this one. Let me know what you think because I would LOVE to hear. If you don't know Seagram's Escapes is an alcoholic beverage with a low alcohol content. It seriously tastes just like actual fruit punch and is delicious. I figured that if the characters were a little 'loose' they might be more likely to talk about these types of things. Hehe. Oh and if you don't know what a Jacob's ladder is, it's an 'exotic' piercing that is on a man's little friend, so don't go googling it if you have virgin eyes. Don't say I didn't warn you :P