ON A RANDOM DAY.....
(A.N. Just you are aware I have no fucking idea where this idea came from so don't bite my friggin head off!)
It's the middle of the day and I am sitting here alone in my kitchen writing a fanfic when BOOM!
Someone breaks down my door! I am in complete and total shock to find ARO VOLTURI and his evil minions glaring at me!
"YOU HAVE EXPOSED OUR SECRET!!! NOW YOU MUST BE DESTROYED OR CHANGED!!!" he yelled. Hehe. He looked like my grandpa Joe when he's mad. :P
"Ugh, if it hasn't occurred to you, about 85 percent of the human population know your secret. You should really get with the times buddy..." I gave him an annoyed looked. He quite furious, so I stepped in.
"Look...I'm really busy right now, ya know, writing about vampires and such. And I would really appreciate it if you were not threatening to turn me into charcoal while I am doing so. Soooooooo..... BU-BYE!" I pushed him out my door and was surprised when he did not resist.
"I shall return, and when I do, you will be destroyed!!!" Aro laughed evilly before disappearing in a ploom of smoke.
"Okay back to my fan-" I was rudely interrupted by my laptop.
"MAIL MOTHER-FUCKER!" ( A.N. my laptop actually says that when I get an I.M. Or Email)
This time it wasn't and I.M. It was a video message. A live video message. Hmm. I wonder...
I opened it up and dived behind my stove when I saw a very scary pixie-like woman with the strangest grin on her white face. I twitched violently.
"OH STOP FLOPPING AROUND LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER AND COME OVER HERE!!!" The evil pixie*Twitch* Is even scarier *Twitch* when she talks!!!! but..... either way I slowly walked over to the computer, careful not move to quickly. (I heard that prostitutes only sense movement. And if you don't move, they cant see you, so MAYBE it works with pixie vampires too!)
"I CAN STILL SEE YOU!!!" shit! Well thats out!
"W-what d-do you want evil vampire pixie bit- I mean lady?" I twitched and shuddered wildly. She is even more scary than the pink and blue unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn. AND! The only thing more scary than them is Kelly who sings Shoes. AND! The only thing more scary than that is Emmett and Jasper when they're bored and on a sugar high. *wince* Alice Cullen is much much worse than that!!!
"OHHHH....YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT...." she had most evil, most sadistic, most insane, most (insert adjective here) look in her gradually darkening eyes. I picked up a piece of paper and wrote:
Dear mommy-kins and daddy-poo,
I have been kidnapped by a pixie and forced unwillingly to go shopping. I will not be returning, but I love you very much.
P.S. Those magazines, and videos and pictures of Robert Pattinson are not mine even though they are under my bed. Kay? But don't throw them away...I may come back for them for my...uh...friend.
Then I disappeared into a ploom of pink and blue smoke... wait..pink and blue? HELP MEEEEEE!!!!
(A.N. Okay so... yah just get me some reviews. At least five to start okay?!!!)