Tales Of A Two Kitties 

Starring: Hikari Ryou, Yami Marik

By: Oneos Pitri

Producer: Seto Kaiba

Director: Jounouchi Katsuya

Make up artist: Mai Kujaku

Costumes: Chi? No, seriously. Ishizu Ishtar

Version: Unrated. O.o That's pretty……………bad. whisper In unrated movies you never know what the fuck is going on. Well, at least I don't. ;;

Let's begin!

Solomon: walks onto the screen with a script and harmonica in hand Hello! You're probably wondering why I'm here… Well, that is simple. I'm here to tell you a story of two felines, seperated from their natural habitat and transfered to a pet shop. At least they always stayed together. That is until they were bought by two different people, and… Oh, heck! throws the script away Just read the story.

A tan kitten lay on grass, sleeping. His messily spiked, wheat blonde hair falling around his face in a halo, as he rested his head on his arms. Ears of the same colour as his hair, lay flat against his head relaxed, the tail flicking from time to time. Soft rise and fall of his lavender clad chest, as he slept, basking in the warm sun.

Another kitten, quietly crept closer and closer, with unknown intentions. He crouched down, getting ready to pounce.

A loud yelp echoed through the nearby mountains, as the pale kitten bit into his companion's tail. The white haired kitten smiled cutely, his brown eyes dancing. Soft wind blew his ivory hair and tail.

The blonde kitten scowled. "Ryou! That hurt! What's the matter with you?" He screamed at the smaller kitten. Ryou's face fell, as he looked down, sniffling. "I'm sorry. I just wanted to play, Marik." He spoke so quietly, the other had to strain to hear him. When Ryou looked up, his lower lip was trembling.

Marik turned away from the cute sight, huffing. "You're a brat…" Ryou sobbed, pulling on Marik's lavender shirt. "I-I'm sorry. I don't wanna be a brat. I'm sorry." He choked out. Marik sighed and pulled Ryou into a hug. "All right. You're not a brat." He licked Ryou's cheek, earning a giggle.

Ryou closed his eyes and let Marik wash him. He sat there purring, when the other's rough tongue, flicked over his ear.

Marik noted with amusement that Ryou had fallen asleep and decided to follow his little friend. He licked Ryou's cheek for good messure and lay down with Ryou sleeping on top of him. Marik yawned widely, massaging Ryou's hair --- the younger one purring in his sleep, as Marik soon followed into slumber.

When Marik woke up, everything around was dark and blurry. He couldn't focus his eyes on anything and groaned in annoyance. A movement close-by caught his attention and he squinted to see better. He could make out a blurry white shape of his friend, Ryou.

He was relieved that Ryou seemed to be okay, though he didn't know why, he felt that something was wrong. Maybe because his gaze was hazy and he felt strangely relaxed?

He saw Ryou move towards him, tripping and swaying all the way. Marik figured that whatever was happening to him must've been affecting Ryou as well. He caught Ryou, when the kitten fell and both of them toppled over. Marik lay sprawled out beneath Ryou, not able to move a single muscle. He absent mindedly noticed that Ryou smelled very good. Another half of him realized he was stroking Ryou's hair, as the kitten sobbed, confused by their surroundings.

Suddenly there was light and someone carried them out of the small, dark room. Marik was thrown over someone's shoulder, as his tail twitched lightly he noticed Ryou being carried in the same fashion.

His drugged mind began noticing Ryou's body. His ass in particular. 'Shit. Must be that time of the month.' Marik's thoughts were slurred, so he figured, his speech wasn't any better, before saying. "Whe---re aaare we---?" The person carrying him chuckled. "You'll find out kitty. You'll find out." Marik nodded and passed out.

Ryou woke up and blinked away the sleep from his eyes. He frowned seeing steel bars obstracting his view of a busy, little room, filled from floor to ceiling with different caged creatures. He rubbed at his eyes to see better, when an elderly man came up to the cage. Ryou looked up, startled and backed away, hissing and extending his claws in warning.

The man chuckled. "Well, aren't you a cute, little fella. I'll bet the customers will love you." Ryou blinked, confused. "Huh?" He looked around the room one more time, noticing a lot of people, walking around the shop and watching the different creatures. Ryou swallowed nervously and tried backing up further into the cage, when he tripped over something.

He looked up and smiled, relieved to see Marik, sleeping there. Ryou tried to shake him awake, ignoring the man's amused eyes watching him.

Marik swatted at his hand, as Ryou kept on shaking him. Ryou pouted. Marik could be so hard sometimes, so he tried a different technique. He tickled Marik's ribs. The older kitten smiled in his sleep and curled further, but didn't wake.

Ryou sighed irritated and leaned down to blow on Marik's ear. Marik's peaceful expression twisted into one of annoyance, as his ear twitched. Ryou giggled and kept on blowing Marik's ear.

Ryou groaned, when Marik hid his head with ears under his arms and slept on. This was getting very annoying and irritating, Ryou thought, so he bit into Marik's tail, scowling.

Marik jumped awake with a yelp. The fur on his tail bristled as it swang from side to side in annoyance. "Ryou! What the fuck is your problem!?" Ryou pouted. "When I tried to wake you up the nice way, you wouldn't, so I had to try something different." Marik exhaled, trying to forget about the pain in his tail, where Ryou bit him. "Fine, fine." He muttered, but begun purring, when Ryou stroked his tail soothingly.

The older man, watched the pair with amusement. His large, round glasses glinted, as he thought to himself. The two kittens seemed to know each other well. Not to mention they were very beautiful. There would be a lot of people who would want to buy one or the other, but not both. This formed a problem.

From experience, the man knew that when kittens, who were very close to each other eventually became mates and were inseparable. But when they ever did get separated, they became dull and emotionless. As if life was sucked out of them. Kats were very loyal and social creatures.

He left the two kittens to each other, as he went to think over the situation.

Meanwhile, Marik was giving Ryou a tongue bath. Ryou huffed. "Marik, I already am clean." He whined.

Marik smirked. He had his arms around Ryou's chest and legs around the pale kitten's waist, as he was currently licking at the base of his neck. He groaned, when Ryou began squirming in his lap. "Ryou, hold still, dammit and let me finish, then you can go and do whatever you want." Ryou crossed his arms, but calmed down none-the-less. He waited, as Marik finished cleaning his ears and practically bounced out of Marik's embrace to chase his own tail.

Marik smirked amused, watching Ryou, try to fruitlessly catch his tail. It was always amusing to see the kitten in one of his 'moods'. Ryou was still pretty young, so he found amusement in anything that moved and couldn't stay in one place for more than a minute. Not to mention he was curious as hell. He always left home, early in the morning and went exploring the nearby forests and plains. Sometimes he even dared to wonder into the city and one time almost got hit by a car.

He had been so frightened after, that he didn't go exploring the city anymore and stayed closer to home. Marik sighed. 'Home'. Home was a small, abandoned wood cabin in the woods. It was inhabited by strays. Kats and Dogs, as well as cats and regular dogs. It was always peaceful, save for the occasional fight between Marik and Bakura, Ryou's elder cousin.

Ryou finally collapsed panting, glaring half-heartedly at his tail. Marik snickered, earning a glare also. Seeing Ryou's annoyed look, he shut up, not too eager to be bitten in the tail again.

SOOOOOOOO! What d'ya think? Review, please? .