Disclaimer: I do not own TDI/A/WT or any of its characters. I also do not own Left 4 Dead or Left 4 Dead 2. If I did, Bill would have never died.

Dedicated to: Kobold Necromancer and Winter-Rae. KN being my favorite TDI writer and Winter-Rae being my favorite LFD2 writer.

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Chapter 1: The Realization

"Aargh!"

The Screaming Gophers all woke with a sudden jolt.

"What was that?" Cody said.

"How the hell we know!" Heather exclaimed.

"Aargh!" the scream repeated.

"Noah, you're a geek. What is it?" Justin teased.

"If you must know, which all probably must, I believe that this island has been invaded by-." Before he could finish a tongue wrapped around his neck, strangling him from the open window.

"What the friggin' hell is that!" Leshawna screamed in terror.

"Hey! Watch your mouth!" Owen yelled. "My mommy said I couldn't use words like that."

While the Screaming Gophers started arguing about something as trivial as that, they forgot about Noah, who was henceforth, incapacitated. Izzy, who had not gotten caught up in the argument had started trying to pry the wet, slippery tongue off Noah's neck.

"Oh! I know what to do! Just wait here! Let me get my chainsaw. Now where did I put it?" Izzy begin shifting through Heather's luggage, most likely where she hid it in case of authorities. "Here it is!" she said pulling out an axe. "Oh, oops. Wrong one." She through the axe over her shoulder and managed to cut the tongue off Noah.

"That you God! Thank you God!" Noah proceeded to kneel and began praying. "Thank you. Thank you. Thank you." He then stood up. "And you!" he said pointing at Izzy. "You almost got me killed! You threw that effin' axe at me! You could have gotten me killed!"

"Yes, I could have! But did I?" Izzy said, pointing a finger.

"Do you see these tongue burns on my throat?"

"Yes."

"Well they were caused by your incompetence!"

"Nuh-uh! It was caused by our team's incompetence."

"You should have left me to die," he said, going over to sit on one of the bunks.

"Oh here's a katana if you want to use it," Izzy said, handing him the ninja sword with a sincere smile.

"I am just tempted to use it," he replied, rubbing his temples.

After a few moments of silence, Beth finally spoke up. "What do you guys think happened to the Killer Bass?"


"You friggin' little beast!" Duncan shouted at the carcass of Hunter, in which he stabbed to death with his pocketknife. "You killed my Princess!" he stabbed the beast one last time before he turned to his teammates. "Well what are you standing there for? Go get some shovels and dig her a grave!"

"Dude, whoa, whoa, whoa, we ain't going out there," Geoff said, pointing to the door. "That thing," he said now pointing at the Hunter, "came from out there," he said pointing at the door again.

"Yeah, no way, man, no way!" DJ whined.

"Wait guys!" Bridgette cut in. "Didn't Chris say that the new campers would be arriving today?"

"Oh my gosh!" Sadie said.

"They already arrived!"

Katie and Sadie rushed out the door, heading for the designated trailer.

"Maybe I should follow them," Harold said while running out the door.

"What do we do now, eh?" The remaining campers looked to the back of the room, straight at Ezekiel.

"We try and fight our way out of here," Duncan said. "And find a way to freedom."

"Dramatic. I like it!" Heather purred.

"Just because he's freakin' single now doesn't mean you have to hit on him," Eva shot at her. "So, Duncan, you ok?" she said, wrapping an arm around his shoulder.


(Survival Cam)


Duncan: So I have one hot girl and one strong ass girl, both who want to hook up with me. All right!

Bridgette: Eva? Being soft? What has this world come to?

Eva: I may have been soft back there, but not anymore! Never again! –She looks back and forth for a little. - Do you think he noticed me?

Heather: Of course I'm going to take a great opportunity like this. Hot guy plus me equals "Happy Heather". And when I'm not happy? Oh, you do not want to know.


(End of Survival Cam)


"Katie! No!"

"Oh crap," Trent said. "We better go see what happened.


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