I was on my computer and I suddenly thought og this YouTube Avatar parody I saw, (I'm sure most of you have seen it.) And my brother was on the other side of the table on his computer. I just went on Google Translate and typed some stuff in and said, 'Hey bro listen to this.' I played it, he started laughing almost uncontrolably, and then we got into a contest like thing. We made these really stupid funny adds. So after much additing and stuff I came up with this, I died when Google Translate read it out loud for me! I really don't mean to be raceist or anything, honest. It was REALLY funny at the time, so please don't get ophended by this it's only meant to be a joke.
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After I made this and my brother listened to it it became an inside joke. (on those occasions that this just don't make any goddamn sence) During or after dinner: "Jesus Christ I'm still hungry!" During, after, or after when you've failed a test: "Jesus Chist I'm a damn pro!" AND EVEN Moses to Jesus: "Jesus Chist! I'm sexy!" Jesus to God: "Dad! I'm sexy!" God to the rest of the gods- Buddha, Ra, Zeus, Jupiter - "Um..."
Ya get the point. I hoped you liked this as much as I do and PLEASE review.