A/N I don't own Naruto. I do however own this story. And I am Very excited for this story. Now I know I should be working on my other stories. Now...

Deadfox:Ahem.

Me: What is it, Deadfox?

Deadfox, First of all, really? Deadfox? Really? That's what you named me?

Me:Well I couldn't think of other names.

Deadfox:Also since it's my story, I should tell it my way.

Me:(sighs) fine go ahead. I better work on Vantias Awakening.

Deadfox: Okay, great I heard Deadpool might appear . And speaking of Deadpool, this story is inspired by Deadpool sort of. Only I'm more kind hearted and more funny. And my parents are involved. And... So is my girlfriend. Now I know what you're thinking Get to the FUCKING STORY ALREADY! Well I will as soon as I mark the Horizonal line as I introduce you to a girl.

I know this is a fan fic but see the pink haired hottie in her white shirt and blue skirt, unlocking her school locker? Well that babe is a chick named Sakura Haruno as she empties her locker full of books and pencils and a picture of her and pretty cool and totally handsome looking dude that makes Ryan Reynolds look like Steve Buscemi? Well I'll tell you as soon as Sakura says the name of the same guy behind her whom gave her a scare.

"Naruto." She growled. Yep. That's me. My real name is Naruto. And you're probably wondering why how I became this badass of a Superhero? Well that will have to wait in a later chapter. Right now you'll get to know these two hotties before you get to see Deadfox. For now let's see me and her making out. We give out loud moaning sounds while kissing. I then pick her up then she gave me a tap. No not that kind of tap. Just a push.

"Naruto. What did I tell you about scaring me? She asked me. God she's so cute. I wish she would let me bang her.

"Well... since it's the last day of high school I was wondering if we can go out on a bite to eat?" I asked with pleading voice. She shook her head then smiled at me.

"Sure, baby." I kissed her cheek. "But no Ramen." I groaned in annoyance.

"C'mon, Babe." She gave me those looks that you see what your girlfriend give you when you do or say something stupid. Sakura and I just graduated High School and going to the best University which won't be named because this story has nothing to do with college. It has to do with the summer where our lives changed forever.

Let's fast forward to a week later where I get ready for my job where I work for some asshole named Sasuke whom is the reason I am the guy I am. Some Rich dude whom orders me to be his bodyguard but he never let me into his lab until one day...

"Damn it, Kabuto. The test subject is not here, yet?" Asked Sasuke whom is talking in his flip phone. I'm suprised he has a flip phone. Anyway he is still talking to Kabuto.

"I am about to become the most powerful being on the planet but I can't test it on me because I don't know if I should take it cause it might be hazardous to me. Whom am I gonna be my guinea pig to my experiment?" Suddenly he heard me open the door as I came in with my bodyguard uniform he forces me to wear. He gave me a smirk.

"I think I've found my guy. Naruto!" He exclaimed as he put his arm around me. I never seen him with girls. Why does he does this with me?

"Listen man. I've been working you so hard this year."

"But I just started last month." I said. He shook it off.

"Whatever, look I'll pay you double if you do a favor for me." He told me. Suddenly I had huge dollar signs on my eyes. I can help my parents pay their overdue rent.

"Sure." I said to him. He said good then he pressed a big red open that said "Don't press, you fucking idiot." Okay it didn't say "fucking idiot" but it said it anyway but he pressed it. Then his fireplace suddenly was rising up to until a empty hallway showed up. He then gave me some scrags you wear at the hospital. 5 minutes later I put them on then confronted Sasuke.

"Okay, what's this experiment?" I asked him.

"Oh let's say it's an experiment that'll change the world, forever." He added with a smirk which I should have realized it was an evil smirk but I was too blind to see it because I was thinking about Sakura's sweet ass. Don't tell her I said that. Anyway, I laid down on one of those mini-hospital bed. They take me into the surgery room. Then a doctor came with a serum. I'm not sure what kind of serum it is but I bet wouldn't turn me into a douchebag... you know who I'm talking about.

"So... this ain't gonna hurt me or turn me into an asshole, right?" I asked him. Sasuke entered the room.

"Don't worry you won't get hurt ever again." He smirked then injected my arm as I winced. Suddenly I felt Dizzy then I fainted and I didn't wake up for another 2 hours. I woke up back in the same hospital bed. I was confused. What did Sasuke do to me?

"So... you're awake." A voice called me. It was Sasuke in his stupid business suit with a mirror. He showed me my reflection and I gasped. My face looked liked if Leonardo DiCaprio and Steve Buscemi had a baby.

"What the fuck did you to me?" I asked feriously. He gave me an evil smirk.

"Simple, dobe." I hate it when calls me that. What the hell does that mean? "I injected Fox demon on you."

"Fox Demon?"

"Yeah it's a serum that gives you powers and abilities like a fox." Really? A Fox?

"Really? A Fox?" I asked.

"Yes. It makes you faster and stronger."

"Than why didn't you use it?" I asked him.

"Because I didn't know if I could survive. I need to have a test subject to inject it on him and I thought you were the perfect target. Unfortuantly, that was the only serum. So I need another 3 weeks for the next serum." Ugh this is so boring. I wish I can skip to the good scenes but you guys need to know how I escaped.

"So, what are you gonna do with me, now that I've got the serum?" I asked. He gave me an evil chuckle.

"I plan to give you a poisonous serum so it can kill you slowfully and painfully so I can use the powers for myself and take over the world."

M Bison: Of Course. Hey we're not doing an M Bison joke or the Nostalgia Critic will sue us. Anyway I had to get out of the bed as I see the same doctor with a purple serum while Sasuke left the scene. How did I escape? Why it's simple. I shook the bed until the straps got loose. The guard jumped up on me to attempt to give me a punch but I punched him fore he can get to me. I then punched another henchman in front of me. Then I leaped towards more and is running towards the exit. Easy right? Wrong. Once I left, the Intruder alert voice thing warned them of my escape so more assholes were in my way.

I looked up at a and see an open window on the roof. I know that foxes can jump very high. I kneeled down then jumped very very high before the guards could get me. I made it to the top then I jumped to another building and another building before I know I'm far away from that asshole Sasuke. I am gonna kill him. Oh yes I am but first I better get home before my mom kills me. Or worse, Sakura.

Deadpool: And that's the first chapter of the story called Deadfox.

Me:Uh, Deadpool, what the hell are you doing?

Deadpool:Promoting your story. What else?

Me:Yeah but I didn't call you. And where the hell is Deadfox?

Deadpool: Oh he's having sex with Sakura.

Me: Why am I not surprised. Anyway thanks for the closing disclaimer.

Deadpool:No Problem. BTW if you haven't seen my movie yet, do it. You won't regret it.