/Well, I'm not dead? But I haven't updated in over a year, and for that I apologize. I hope to update kinda often, but I can't make any promises ^^''

After class, Pac was wandering around, looking for something to do. Betrayus hadn't launched an attack on Pacopolis for some reason, so he was waiting. While waiting, though, he got to thinking about ghosts, and the quad in particular. He wasn't really too concerned with Blinky, Inky, or even Clyde, but the one he lied to the first day they met.

"Pinky…" he said in sadness before looking up into the sky. While looking, he saw that pink ghost at just the right moment. He backed up as Pinky flew down in front of him, accompanied by Inky. She landed in front of him and smiled.

"Good morning, Paccums." she said happily. He scratches the back of his head and looked down.

"Oh...hey, Pinky." he said sadly, making her wonder aloud.

"Paccums, what's wrong? Is it that little gothic one? You want me to go her?" she asked, making Pac laugh.

"No, no, it's not Cyli, it's just...stuff." he thought for a moment before speaking up with an excuse. "School stuff."

"Well, only if you say so." she gave up quite easily, throwing him off for a minute.

"Actually, Pinky...it's more than school." He looked up to her and smiled to her, getting a smile back. "Would you be able to meet me in the dead center of the maze? I wanna tell you, but I wanna tell you alone. Can you do that?" She smiled big and nodded her head quickly.

"Of course, Paccums!" she said happily, both of them forgetting about Inky, who was in the trees listening in. He grinned and flew off, catching Pinky's eye. She flew up after him and chased him, going into the maze. Pac waved and started walking back to his dorm room to talk to Spiral. Spiral was really smooth with girls, but he told Pac, multiple times, that the girl he wanted wasn't available right now, and so he was waiting. Pac went into the room and was met with Spiral lying on the couch, snoring loudly. Pac tapped his face a few times, with nothing yielding. Pac decided to take his own hand and smack him with it, which woke him up instantly. He looked around in confusion, then looked at Pac.

"Oh, hey Pacster. What's up?" He asked, with Pac sitting at the end of the couch.

"I need help. Like, a lot of help." He said honestly.

"Yeah, that stuff was pretty hard to digest...I would ask Cyli if I we-" Spiral was cut off by Pac.

"With a girl! I need help with a girl!" Pac confessed and lowered his head. Spiral just grinned and got closer.

"Well, she does like flowers. And ghost hunting, go take her out." It took Pac a minute to think before speaking.

"It's...not Cyli." Pac stated which blew Spiral away.

"W-well, if it's not her, then who is it? Is it Braces? Please tell me it's not Braces, I don't like Braces." Pac stopped his friend with a clearing of the throat. Spiral looked over to him and sweatdropped. "Right...sorry."

"D-do I have to tell you who it is?" Pac looked down and the other way to hide his blush. Spiral pat his back.

"Calm down, dude. I won't judge you. But every girl likes things different." Spiral looked at him and smiled. Pac swallowed his fear and did his best to speak up, only to be met with a small whisper. Spiral spoke again. "Do you wanna whisper it?" he asked his friend, o which Pac got up close and whispered her name into his ear.

"P...Pinky" Pac felt a huge weight on his chest disappear, and his friend get a horrified look.

"Pac, ghosts are not girls, they're plasma. They can't be held, or kissed, or anything like that. Hell, you probably can't even fuck them, why the hell do you want Pinky?" His voice was starting to raise, and Pac shushed him.

"And you said you wouldn't judge me…" Pac got up and went towards the door, but Spiral beat him to it, getting in front of Pac to stop him.

"Pacster, I'm sorry, I just...I thought you hated ghosts. I swear it won't happen again, but if you still want my help, I would suggest sitting back down." Pac said nothing, but went to sit back down on the couch. Spiral followed him and sat down as well. After about 3 hours of quite awkward advice and tutorials (This is straight, not yaoi, so shush) of how to woo and, surprisingly, how to kiss. Pac was on his way with a few flowers in hand. He walked into the maze to meet with Pinky, who was there waiting. She turned to him and saw her. Her hair was, for the most part, straight, and she had on what looked like lipstick. She smiled to him and blinked, revealing her caked eyelids. She smiled and drifted closer to him, letting him hold out his flowers. She smiled and sniffed them, Smiling to him.

"Oh Paccums, they're beautiful. Thank you." She stated to him. He started walking away, gesturing her to follow him. She did just that, and followed him to a dead end. He copied Spirals words.

"This is me right now, trapped with my emotions bottled up inside. And I wanted to talk to you alone for a very good reason." He got closer to her and told her to close her eyes. She did, and was met with lips to hers. Her eyes widened to the sight of her Paccums kissing her, on the lips, her hair curled back and his cheeks and nose turned cherry red. He broke it off and smiled to her.

"Pinky, I've been lying to you. Let me make it up to you with the truth. I...love you." She smiled to him and kissed the tip of his nose, but he backed away before she could. "But this is the only way we can do this. If anyone knew we felt this way, I…" He cut off. But Pinky understood, and replied with a nod.

"I understand, Paccums. I'll still bug you, though." She grinned and made them both laugh. Pac smiled lightly to her.

"Fine by me. Speaking of, I need to get back. I was supposed to go meet up with Cyli, but I told her I would be late. I'll see you later?" He asked, and she nodded, flying away.

"See you later, Paccums!"