glob I was inspired by Marshall lee's sexy voice. I can't even explain how much I wanna see the new episode right now. I literally can't wait. IM SO HAPPY. ARGHHHH Please review I'm serious If you don't review I will post once a year!

Marshall's Pov

Yo yo it's Marshall Lee from the NYC! Just kidding, I'm from the land of Ooh. It's a pretty happening place, I wouldn't know because everyone's afraid of "Marshall Lee the almighty scarry horrific vampire." I don't get why people are afraid of me. I'm a simple guy, I'm not even that scary. Today I decided to go out into the Candy Kingdom because I've never really visited there. I've only entered the gates about five minutes ago and I already hate this place. It's full of pink and their gay princes pictures, at least I think he's gay. He's wearing pink and is pink, okay maybe I judge a book by it's cover but who wouldn't. I head down to the nearest restaurant because shrieking was filling my ears, some people though I was gonna kill them when I asked for directions to the donut shop. I really wanted some jelly donuts, and the store I just happened to enter had jelly donuts. Some blonde chick and her Cat was holding up the line, okay maybe just me. The girl, cat, cashier, and I were the only one's in here.

"Hurry it up grandma I'm trying to eat here." I yelled from behind. She seemed to twitch before turning to face me.

"Excuse you?" Said the Cat with sass.

"Oh hey pussy, mind hurrying up so I can eat." I snickered, she was a pussy.

"Don't you dare talk to Cake like that." The blonde chick gritted and fisted my shirt.

"So I'm guessing the pussy is Cake?" I asked smirking at her angry face. I like this chick, usually girls fall head over heals for me and my sexy charms. I spoke to soon, her fist roughly connected to my jaw causing it to snap to the side.

"OH MY GLOB. I'm so sorry, I didn't think it would be that hard." She came to my aid all of the sudden. I simply snapped it back in place.

"Fucking hurt." I grumbled and bought my donut. "You can repay me later babe." I snickered when I smacked her butt and left the store.

"COME BACK HERE YOU INSENSITIVE ASSHOLE!" She yelled from behind me.

"Oh, came back from more sweet cheeks." I stifled a laugh as she threw a punch a me, only for me to catch it and hold her hand.

"You hands are quite soft for punching don't cha think?" I kissed her hand as she pulled it away hastily. He face was redder than a tomato, haha Marshall always has the ladies in check. I really gotta stop referring to myself in third person.

"What's your name beautiful?" I asked while catching her kick and holding her leg as I traced it to her inner thigh, she gasped at the contact. Seems like the badass blonde is an unexperienced innocent virgin. She kicked her leg up and made contact with my jaw again.

"Damn you gotta stop doing that, it might be a deal breaker." I snickered at her stubborness.

"Fionna!" He pussy, Cake? was it, called.

"Cake I'll be there in a second let me beat this guy up." She yelled back at Cake.

"Fionna. Just meet me at home, Ain't nobody got time for dat." Yelled the pussy. Now I figured this Fionna girl wouldn't give up until I was on the floor crying so, I'm gonna let her win.

"Fionna? Is it" I smiled and took a step towards her.

"Shut it you tard, I'm not finished with you." She evily grinned. I could tell she was going though the ways on how to cause me internal pain physically.

"Oh I'm so scared." I feigned fear. "Oh but babe, I'm not finished with you either." I snickered as I pulled her body towards me. She tried to get away but my strength was no match for her.

"Who are you?" She struggled.

"I'm Marshall Lee the Vampire King." I grinned "And I'm your next boyfriend." I began to press my lips on hers gently. I'm assuming this was her first kiss because she was really really reluctant and she gave in after about 3 seconds of our lips touching. She must of been amazed or something because we kissed for about a minute before she came to her senses and kneed me in the crotch.

"Why?" I groaned as I held my crotch in my hands.

"Because I'm not you girlfriend and you stole my first kiss." She almost looked constipated.

"You okay? You look like you have to poop" I tried to get out but my crotch was hurting real bad. "Ya know you could have pushed me away instead of hitting my meat sack." I whined as she began to walk away.

"That would be no fun would it Marshall." She snickered as she walked back to wherever she lived.

And that was the last time I saw Fionna.

Just kidding, after she left I went home and on my way home I saw her and Cake arguing about peanut butter, we happened to live close to each other. I guess I'll be giving someone a surprised visit.

So after about three hours of contemplating and planning on how to get into Fionna's room uncaught and unharmed, I figured the hell with it. I'll just enter the window. This may sound stalkerish but I waited until Cake went to sleep as well as Fionna, then I entered her window. She was sound asleep and alone. Cake must sleep downstairs. GOODIE MORE FIONNA FOR ME. What's wrong with me. I don't even like this chick.

"Wakey wakey sleeping beauty." I pecked her lips.

"Shut up and leave." She grumbled and turned to her side. What an evil person. I ended up getting into her bed and sleeping with her. It was totally rated G I swear, but not for long. If she was awake I would of rocked her world. Damn blonde is asleep. She even sleeps with her hat on. I wrapped my arms around her and fell alsleep happily smelling her strawberry scented hair. WHOO! Jeez I'm such a stalker. When she wakes up she's gonna kill me.

Hope you enjoyed it, I REALLY enjoyed writing it. Next chapter up soon CAN'T WAIT. PLEASE REVIEW A;SDKFJ;LAKSDJF;.