Hello, friends! My name is Skillet-Writer, and today I'm bringing you a fanfiction I created solely for entertainment. Yes, I myself am a female, so the content in this story should be relatively relatable. Normally, my stories are more detailed and serious, but I was eager to publish my first online story! Let me know how you like it!

Lisa snuck into the bathroom with gloves on and a bag on her shoulder. She had dirty little plans, and these weren't for her poop study, either.

A few hours earlier, the older girls had teased Lisa about being so smart yet knowing almost nothing about the female anatomy. It had shocked Lisa, for she knew many interesting and gross things about both her own gender and Lincoln's.

Lisa decided to get revenge by finding something personal in the trash can to give a lecture, speech, or lesson about. She reached into the trash can to find a white wad wrapped in toilet paper. The genius unwrapped it to reveal a used pad. "Success!" And to her joy, she even found a wrapped up tampon as well. Not to mention someone left a bra in the towel closet. She tucked them into her bag.

Lisa knocked on the door of Lori's room where all the older girls could be heard playing Uno. "Knock knock!" Lisa called. She rolled her eyes when she heard Luan's voice ask, "Who's there?"

Lisa decided to come up with a joke to impress Luan. After a few seconds she replied. "Lisa..." She smirked to herself.

"Lisa who?"

"Lisa can do is let me in, Joker!" It sounded a little harsh, but was all too impressive to Luan. "No, seriously," the four year old stated. "Let me in. We need to talk. Maybe about 'The Talk'," she whispered the last part.

The girls whispered to each other secretly, and after a few seconds Luna quickly opened the door. "Come join us in Uno, dude!"

"Yeah!" Lynn punched Lisa in the arm playfully. "I've already called Uno, so you won't have much of a chance, but y'know.."

"Do you have different games in your bag?" Leni asked. Lisa shook her head, and Leni smiled kindly. "Well, maybe you'll understand this game better than me, being the genius you are. Why would you shout 'oh no' if having one card left is a good thing? Or, is it a bad thing? And then the colors and numbers are terribly mismatched. If red is the first color of the rainbow, like everyone says, than why is a card labeled '2' colored red?"

Lisa crossed her arms, and glared at the group of older sisters playing cards in front of her. "That's not why I came in here." She adjusted the bag's strap on her shoulder.

"Look, Lis, if it's about the teasing, us girls are totally over it. You don't know much about a woman's body. So what? It's no reason to tease you," Lori said, laying down a blue two on top of a blue seven. "Uno!"

"Well I'm 'totally' not over it!" Lisa snapped. "I know much more about you girls than you know about yourselves. I can prove it."

Lynn played a Wild Card. "Changing the color to yellow! And, prove it, Lisa! Right here, right now."

"Yeah. Tell us some things you know about our developing bodies," Luan said as she rubbed her hand down her clothed chest.

Lisa crawled up onto Leni's bed with some assistance. "Give er' ass a little shove," Lori had instructed.

The little genius straightened her glasses and reached into her bag. From the bag she withdrew a black bra. "Who here wears A cups? The one with the extra padded comfort. Perfect for sport and play. Modesty pads. Oh, wait, I know... Lynn!"

Lynn's face turned red as she dropped her last card, revealing a green reverse. "Do not!"

"Do too," Lisa insisted. "I caught you on my security c- ..What I meant is that I've seen you dressing many times. Many, many times." She crossed her arms. "So let me give you guys a little lecture-"

Many groans filled the room. They expected something boring on how bras are made, or who first invented the bra, or what the bras "original" purpose was.

"On puberty!" Lisa cried. She smiled devilishly.

Everyone blushed. It was not what they had expected. They hoped Lisa would not talk about touchy subjects, but she did.

Weird, right? Well, more chapters coming up! I wrote this chapter back in October, but I never finished it. Last night I added more to the story because, well, it's pretty funny! A lot of humor coming up. Stay tuned!