Hello my name is Silo Potter, I am currently 16 years old, and attending my 6th year at Hogwarts witchcraft and wizardry, my best friends since kindy Scorpious Malfoy and Harris Longbottom are looking for me, but I didn't really want to talk to them, you see I'm a writer, and I got told today by professor Lovegood (aunt Luna in private) that I don't possess the qualities to write? I mean I know I can write, I love writing, but apparently vampires and ogres is not that great of a read, so I decided for my paper, I am going to write how my parents fell in love, of course they don't know that I know the whole story, including Mister Ron and Aunty Ginny…. So let's start these god damn assignments.

Once upon a time, there was boy who had an unusual scar in the middle of his forehead, his name was Harry Potter, green eyes so piercing that you could not look away, that's what my mum use to say, well before all the yelling, anyway back to the story, Harry Potter was the most famous person in our world, his legend continued to be so talked about that the whole of the wizardry world hailed Harry as the next Merlin.

Offers of Marriage from prominent pureblood families light and dark patented for their daughters to be married to Harry, anything he could ever want lay at his feet, if he were a normal man, he could have lived off all the generosity of others, but this is Harry Potter, we are talking about, if anything he despised this life even more, so on his 21st birthday, he left, never to be seen again.

Aurors from around the world kept looking for the boy who lived, but nothing….. it was like Harry was a ghost, a ghost that no one could find…unless your name was Hermione Jean Granger, and when Hermione Granger was angry, hurt or anything emotional, she normally found that it was tied to one Harry James Potter. So being known as the brightest witch of her age, She located him in the Bermuda triangle.

Not many people knew what happened there, but I do, and now I'm going to share it for the world to know, how my parents actually got together, not some cock and bull story fresna Skeeter writes.

It all started when Harry was sun bathing, and enjoying himself, no one knew who he was, or why he was even there, you see the power of the triangle, has a strange compulsion charm around the whole island, if muggles were to go threw it, they would disappear forever, but magical blood has always been protected on this island. What Harry didn't know, was his life was going to get extra hard, with the wrath of Hermione Jean Granger he was doomed….