You'll Get Loki'd for Christmas
by Loki Laufeyson
Publisher's Note: This story is set after the events of Thor: The Dark World, Avengers: Age of Ultron, and Ant-Man. It may (probably does) have spoilers for all Marvel movies released so far. This is definitely AU, because (spoilers) I put Bucky and Pietro in it, but how could I not? XD If you don't know the song I'm Getting Nuttin' For Christmas you might want to listen to it once. In my family it has always been a tradition to listen to the CD with this song on it every Christmas. :)
I am not responsible for any insulting things Loki says in this story or in his Author's Notes. I am merely the humble publisher.
~Lily
Introduction
Disclaimer: I am totally responsible for anything bad that happens to you because of this story. I also totally own everything to do with this story- or I soon will. I'm planning to start the new year right by taking over your world. :)
Hello my minions, and welcome to my wonderful Christmas story! I'll tell you, it is going to be a lot of work. A LOT of work. Because it is forever long. I have to write an entry every day. And I'll have to work really hard to get the song to work just right and all. But it will be so much fun to write that it will be totally worth it, even if you peasants don't review and tell me how much you like it!
(Side note: Review. That is a command from your soon-to-be ruler of Midgard.)
How this is going to work: Each day from now until December 25th, my minion Lily has agreed to publish a chapter themed with a line from the song I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas. She'll be trying to update consistently at a certain time each day, so it's easier for everyone, but times may (will) vary.
I really hope you like the story and it lives up to all your expectations! :D Because if it doesn't you may find yourself deceased very fast. }:D I'll see you tomorrow.
Enjoi!
That's an order!
~Loki Laufeyson