Note: this is my first published story, so please review!!

(5:41:36 PM)

I am here in Springfield, -Name of State-. (Sorry, the lawyers won't let me type it any other way, so unless you happen to have $1000000, I don't plan to get sued!) Reporting the town's progress in preparation for town's movie. It doesn't seem like this is related to the movie, but in the end, it all should makes sense. If not, I'm gonna be as mad as you, cause I'm wasting my time here!! OMG, wait, I see Professor Frink. Right now, I'm hiding in his lab…….

-Prof. Frink is in lab, when Krusty comes in and eats his sandwich!!-

Pf: good glaven! You fool! Now I'm gonna be hungry for the rest of the day! Glaven!

K: so what? Here's $100 in krusty money. That's enough to buy mini fries at the Krusty burger down the street

PF: -goes to buy fries-

K: c'mon, there's gotta be some cigarettes around here….

Krusy mistakes Prof. Frink's glavenmabobber for a lighter, and

Accidentally shuts off all the power in Springfield for weeks, including my mini laptop. Now I gotta handwrite the whole

Thing. I "borrowed" Frink's electromagnectovicaglaven. So I have enough juice to keep on writing this story on my laptop.

Anyway, I heard Burns has the backup power, so I'm heading on over to the Power plant.

-stumbled over a pack of ciggs- oww! (5:45:23 PM)

(6:15:03 PM)

Who'da thunk I'd take half an hour to get to the power plant! I would have gotten here faster if I didn't keep tripping, but whatever.

Here comes Burns and Smithers!! Id better hide, but all I see is the radioactive waste. I am NOT climbing in there! They're getting closer………. -panicky moan- whaddo I do whaddo I do……..

I am not going to dignify where I am with an answer, but believe me, I will never look at Homer's doughnuts the same way again. Period. End of story.

B: Smithers? Where is Bobo? You know I- errm, he is afraid of the dark.

S: right here sir

God, I wish I could see what's going on. Heyyy, maybe radioactive waste glows!

B: Smithers, where did that light come from?

S: it's coming from those doughnuts sir. Homer Simpson's doughnuts

B: Homer Simpson, ehh? Never heard of him

S: smacks forehead x--------(I can seeee in the glow now!)

S: sir, I've told you who Homer Simpson is over a million times now

B: you have? Weird………………………….

S: I've also given you tons hints about my...feelings, sir

B: yes, and I've been ignoring them

You know that stork thing from Hoodwinked? Well he popped up out of nowhere-

Stork thing: aaawwkk-wwaarrddd

-Smithers knocked him out-

-Smithers knocked Mr. Burns out-

S: so you've been ignoring me? Well, like it or not, I'm gonna…

I watch in horror as he spins Mr. Burns around and….

(6:30:27PM)

(6:35:62PM)

Sorry, I thought something was going to happen there, so I passed out in disgust. Turns out that Smithers took Mr. Burns' wallet and threw it in the waste.( Didn't see that coming did you?)

The waste is bubbling………………………………………………………. I'm running for my life!!

-I do that exploding jump just as the plant begins to disintegrate, emitting a white flash of light that is slowly being absorbed by everything and everyone in Springfield.-

I'm gonna rest until this dies down. -begins applying band-aids to parts of body that have turned blue 'cause of my hiding space-

(6:39:61 PM)

(7:00:01 PM) wow, those band-aids took longer than I thought! Well, everything is still glowing, so I'm going to use the solar powered magoger on the charger to have my laptop ready for my next report, hope to have it posted soon!