Disclaimer: I don't own the show or the characters.
Hi, I'm PookieS, this is my first fic(if you'd call it a fic) don't take it seriously, it's incredibly random. I posted it because I was bored and it was short. R&R
The interns were hanging out in the locker room after a hard day of work at the hospital. They were discussing a patient that they had been working on earlier that day. Meredith was getting something out of her locker when she noticed a mysterious paper hidden among her things. She picked it up and opened it. It said:
20 ways to annoy people in a hospital:
1)run through the halls screaming "code red" just to see what happens
2)walk around drowsily saying "morphine makes everything pretty".
3)counsel patient
4)counsel doctors
5)pick up a defibulator and run around yelling "clear"
6)walk up to people and say "what happens in the OR stays in the OR"
7)ask interns how much money they make
8)answer hospital phones
9)hide in storerooms and hand people supplies
10)go up to the psych ward, sit in a corner and rock back and forth muttering "4 8 15 16 23 42"
11)fake a seizure
12)tell people you need a brain scan because your brain is "abby-normal"
13)put casts on sleeping people
14)give doctors sleeping pills
15)foam at the mouth and tell people that you have rabies
16)steal people's wheelchairs and go on joy rides
17)pretend to od on morphine and walk around petting people and saying "good dogie"
18)strap patients to stretchers and roll them down hallways
19)go up to the psych ward and confuse the patients
20)hold a wheelchair derby
"Hey guys look at this" Meredith said.
Everyone gathered around to read it.
"I wonder who wrote this?" Izzie said.
"I don't know" Alex said," but we could sure have a lot of fun with this ..."
This is not my best but R&R if you have time. For anyone who cares I should probably have the first chapter of a lost fic about Kate up sometime this weekend.