Arkhamverse and DCAUverse in a White Room
"So… you're the animated me, right?" Batman asked, staring down his video game counterpart.
"Obviously. You sound very much like me as well. Copies or clones?" DCAU Batman asked
"Possibly"
"Ok… which one is the *real* Bruce, because I'm clearly seeing double" Arkhamverse Talia said in confusion, before running into the white wall
"Apparently the author wanted all of us in this room for some bonding. Time to get better acquainted, if you will" DCAU Batman explained, just as DCAU Talia entered the room
"So… I have a twin sister who looks, talks and dresses exactly like me. Huh. Guess this is better than that *other* comic book company…" DCAU Talia snarked
Watch your attitude missy or I'll send you back to the Avengers Mansion! Rule no. 1: No Marvel slamming
"Yes, Mr. Stoker, understood" DCAU Talia quickly complied, the author chuckling with approval.
"Who's Mr. Stoker? Is he an encyclopedia salesman?" DCAU Vicki Vale asked cluelessly
"No, you ditz. His username is based off of the author of Dracula" Vicki Vale explained
"Oh…" Vicki said in realization
"So glad we got that fact out in the open" DCAU Batgirl replied
I most heartily agree. In the meantime, Huntress and Black Canary will not be joining you this evening. They are with me in my private room watching Red vs. Blue
"My favorite!" DCAU Vicki Vale squealed in delight, Vicki holding her back
Oh I forgot to mention: doors don't open till tomorrow morning. Have fun. HAHAHAHAHA
Oh did u really think I was gonna let y'all just sit there and do nothing? Allow me to provide you some entertainment with none other than Mad Max: Fury Road
"YES!" Arkhamverse Two-Face whooped for joy
"… Beyond Thunderdome was sooo much better" Riddler deadpanned
Do you want me to send you back to Jigsaw, Riddler?
"NO! GOD, NO!" Riddler yelped fearfully
Then pipe a cork in your mouth and watch the damn movie! BTW it'll be playing again and again until morning. Enjoy!
"Tom Hardy is kinda cute… I like Mel Gibson more" DCAU Batgirl purred
"Pfft. Gimme a break, Babs. Mel Gibson's old enough to be your grandfather" DCAU Nightwing snarked
"Oh my god, they captured Mad Max!" DCAU Robin shouted
"You bastards!" Arkhamverse Robin added
"Didn't I tell you boys to watch your language?" Arkhamverse Talia snarled, the Robins shutting up
"Ok, these hallucinations Max are having sound very much like somethin' outta Scarecrow's fear gas" DCAU Two-Face mentioned
"… You don't say?" Arkhamverse Scarecrow hissed, tapping Two-Face's shoulder with his syringelike claws.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Two-Face screamed like Fay Wray from King Kong
"Whoa… This Immortan Joe guy is like if Bane conceived a child with that really scary Twisted Metal clown" Arkhamverse Oracle commented
"Mm-hmm. A real good image, if I say myself" DCAU Bane agreed
"Popcorn, other me?" DCAU Batman offered, Arkhamverse Batman nodding in acceptance
"I'm just watching it for that cool guy with the guitar that spits fire out" Arkhamverse Firefly said
"No way! Me too!" DCAU Firefly chimed in
"Hold on guys, here comes that famous line…" Arkhamverse Joker said, leading everyone in chorus..
"OH WHAT A DAY! WHAT A LOVELY DAY!" everyone shouted crazily
"God that never gets old" Two-Face snickered
Now we're switching to an oldie but goodie… Batman and Robin!
"Over our dead bodies!" Arkhamverse and DCAU Batman shouted in unison
Fine, fine, I'll show King Kong 2005, you big whiners. Jeez
"Which was better? The 1933 version or the 2005 version?" Talia asked in wonder
"How should I know? Ask Nostalgia Critic. He did a video on that a few years ago" DCAU Batgirl replied
"Ok, the opening of the film takes place in… a zoo? Seriously?" Arkhamverse Nightwing commented
"Well, maybe it shows how Kong was born before he wound up on that creepy-as-hell island" Riddler added
"Shutter Island?" Arkhamverse Scarecrow asked hopefully
NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
"But Mr. Stoker…" Arkhamverse Scarecrow whined
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I WILL NOT SHOW SHUTTER ISLAND IN THIS ROOM! DO I MAKE MYSELF PERFECTLY CLEAR?!
"Crystal, boss man. We got your back" Arkhamverse Vicki replied, giving me a thumbs up
Excellent, Vicki. Since you're so obedient, I'm placing you in charge of all the other inmates, er, I mean guests in this room
"Whoopee!" Arkhamverse Vicki squealed with joy, as she began whipping DCAU Robin like crazy
"HELP! PLEASE HEEELLLPPP MEEEEEEE!" Robin screamed dramatically as Arkhamverse Vicki chased him around the room with a chainsaw, giggling maniacally
"…Robin really needs to be whipped into shape, wouldn't you think?" DCAU Batman asked, Arkhamverse Robin scoffing
"Pfft. The animated me is such a lousy whiny pushover" Arkhamverse Robin commented in disgust
"Hey! It's RL Stine from Goosebumps!" DCAU Vicki Vale called
"No, dimwit, that's Jack Black. Goosebumps doesn't open until next month" Arkhamverse Vicki corrected
"… That reminds me, I gotta get the tickets for it on Fandango" Arkhamverse Poison Ivy added
"Ooh la la, what's a pretty girl like you doing in a white paradise like this?" DCAU Poison Ivy cooed
"Mm-mmm, seems like a match made in heaven. Care to get more… intimate with me?" Arkhamverse Ivy offered
OK, stop right there! There will be absolutely NONE of that in here! Rule no. 2: no girl on girl stuff or anything like that. I'm trying to be more family-friendly with my writing
"Party pooper" Arkhamverse Ivy scowled
I heard that! Another crack like that, and I'll force all of you to watch 12 hours of Red vs Blue
"…" Everyone was speechless
So you swear to behave yourselves and not fight each other, correct?
Everyone silently nodded
Batmans, you and the Jokers shake hands and declare a truce that for one night only, the both versions of you will make up and act with kindness until tomorrow.
They immediately did so
Ok, that's better. I'm sending you some food and drinks down
"Wow! I haven't had a bigger meal since our wedding, right Renee?" Batwoman asked, as she chowed down on a biscuit
"You betcha" Renee Montoya added, burping before taking a sip of her mocha latte