He must be the one. He MUST be! He's my biggest crush, my idol, my everything...Link has driven me wild with passion ever since we met! I can't take my eyes away from his cute blonde hair, his brilliant blue eyes, his adorable green outfit he wears from time to time...he's literally perfection. In fact, I want to show Link just how much he means to me, so that's why I'm gonna make him a cake! I'm out in the forest, picking berries and sugar cane. I need ingredients to make this cake absolutely perfect, just like he is. I didn't want to buy those wannabe ingredients at the shops, they're not good enough! No. I'm gonna suck at baking in the best of ways. By sucking on the batter-covered spoon because I don't want to share. Wait...let me re-phrase that: I'll only share with Link!
I strolled around, kneeling down to any and every bush that had fruit on it. So far my bag is full of ten strawberries, two apples, a few canes of sugar, and a mint leaf. I'm doing surprisingly well. Penis. As I go to stand back up, I feel a weighing pressure on my right shoulder. It kept me from standing, keeping me on my knees. "What the fuck?" I quickly turned my head, but just before I could see who it was I got knocked out. As I fell into unconsciousness I hear a low, cooing voice say, "You shouldn't be out here all alone, young lady. Let me keep you company..."
I smelled smoke, something was burning? Cooking? No. This wasn't the smoke of a fire. It was...incense. WHAT? I weakly opened my eyes, feeling a horrible fucking pain on my forehead. Penis. Where the Hell am I?! I go to move, but found that I was shackled and chained. My wrists were chained behind my back, and my ankles were chained together. "Wondering out and about like that makes you much too easy of a target, darling. Haven't you ever listened to anything your parents told you?" That same manly voice purred out from the shadows. I widened my eyes, knowing exactly who it is. "LET ME GO YOU PERV! LINK! HELP! THIS PERV'S GONNA-" My shout was silenced by a red aura covering my mouth. It was this odd, sparkling crimson magic that worked like a hand covering my lips. I was muffled. I let out shushed yells and grumbles as I violently thrashed in the restraints. Ghirahim chuckled, walking over to me with his hips swaying side to side.
"Naughty language, young lady. Show me some manners on the first date..." Ghirahim said quietly, bending over me to whisper in my ear, "...or else I might have to...discipline you." His warm breaths hit my damn ear, making me shiver and make muffled screams. Unbelievably, my face turned RED. I found myself shaking now! Because of HIM?! N-No way! The demon Lord snickered, showing me his long, gooey red tongue and flicking it like a serpent. I cringed and shivered. He hummed and stood back up, hands behind his back. Penis. He turned around, smiling wickedly with half-closed eyes. "But that isn't going to happen, Ghirahim." A younger male voice said from above. Ghirahim's pointy right ear twitched in annoyance as he glanced up, seeing the blonde-haired boy standing on a blue flotation sphere high above the demon Lord's head. "Foolish boy. Must you be so foul? You misbehave in front of me? Perhaps you're the one who needs discipline, young Link." Ghirahim spat, tossing his red overthrow to the side and then huffing.
Link's blue flotation sphere popped like a bubble and he drew out his sword as he came plummeting down towards Ghirahim. Ghirahim snarled, snapping his fingers and making his ebony sword appear in his right hand. He grasped the handle tight and made a booming roar as he slashed his blade against Link's. Link's sword was knocked out of his hand, and he was roughly caught by his shirt. The shorter boy writhed and grunted as he tried freeing himself from the demon Lord's tight grip. Ghirahim saw a small speck of blood on Link's shoulder from where his blade sliced the younger male. Ghirahim glanced at me before slowly slithering his wet tongue along Link's cut. Link gasped shakily, his eyes shot wide open. He kicked and lowered his pointy ears. I was PISSED. NOBODY TOUCHES LINK LIKE THAT! ESPECIALLY NOT THAT PERV! I saw Link's sword on the floor, close to my chained feet. As Ghirahim continued to creep Link out, I inched my way over to the blade and successfully kicked it over to them. Link kicked it up into the air with his feet, caught it in his right hand, and jabbed Ghirahim right through his chest...
"AAAGHH!" Ghirahim hollered in agony, stumbling back as he dropped Link. The blonde-haired boy darted forward, making a battle cry as he roundhouse kicked the sword all the way through the demon Lord's chest, ending him. Blood trickled down Ghirahim's lips, pooling out of his mouth. He smirked and said in a raspy voice, "Y-You think...this...is-*cough*-is over..? Heh...d-don't even...hope for it...ughh.." After that Ghirahim's body hit the floor with a 'thud', motionless and cold. Link nodded once, fixing his green pointy cap before walking over towards me. He knelt down, smiling kindly at me as he undid the chains and held out his arms to me for a hug. I totally accepted, obviously. Penis. I tackled Link in a tight, warm hug, not letting go. Link exhaled as I bear-hugged him, hugging me back just as tight. "Thank you for saving me from that creepy pedophile, Link! God I thought he was going to rape me.." I admitted with a laugh, pulling away from the hug a little. Link laughed along, shaking his head. "I would never let that happen to you, Megan. I promise to be by your side from now on. During the bad times..." He paused, eyes shining as he lifted my chin with a finger and pressed our lips together softly. I blushed insanely red, steam coming off of my cheeks. HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING! "...and the good." Link finished with a sweet tone.