Why Does Reno Always Get the Fun?
Howdy folks! How are you? It's me…again! Uh…well…this is craziness, I guess. So, um….read and review! Yeah! That's it…heh…
Okay, so everyone's favorite group of bumbling idiots (except maybe the Three Stooges) are in Turtle's Paradise. Big surprise. Read on…
Rude: AAAAAARGGGGGH!
Reno: Whaaaat?
Rude: How should I know?
Elena (sigh) Men…..
Rude: How come YOU always get the fun, Reno?
Reno: Uhh…because I am cooler than you!
Rude: Bah….just because I'm bald…..
Elena: YEAH! Nyah nyah nyah!
Rude: Wig! (runs out)
Reno: Oh no…
(Rude runs back in, wearing a wig)
Rude: Ta da!
Elena: (mumbling) bumbling idiot…..
Reno: Uh…you look(mmf)very…(mmf mmf)very sophis-BWAHAHAHAHA!
Rude: Hey! I spent 5000 Gil on this here wig!
Reno and Elena: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
(suddenly, someone walks in)
Reno: Oh God, no! Not…..
Tseng: Hey! Bumbling fools! I've come to join you! And I've brought…….
(Heidigger busts in the door)
Heidigger: Gya ha ha!!!!
Tseng: QUIT HORSELAUGHING!!!!!!!!
Heidigger: Hey! Only Rufus, King of all Things Ugly, can tell me to stop-
(Rufus busts in, wearing a green bandana with the letter Z on it and purple spandex and blue boots. Oh, and a red cape with the word "Zugu" on it)
Rufus: QUIT HORSELAUGHING!!!!! Oh, and I am…….(poses)Zugu!!!! King of Sulfuric Acid and Lord of all Carbon!
Reno: Uhh…..sure…..DUHHHHHHHHHH…..
Ru-I mean, Zugu: Ha ha! I HAVE AUTHORI-TAH!
Reno: No you don't.
Zugu: Uh….yes I do.
Reno: No.
Zugu: Yes.
Reno: No.
Zugu: Yes.
Reno: NO!!!
Zugu: YES!!!
Rude: WILL YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!???????
(everyone looks at Rude)
Zugu: OMIGAWSH! You have……HAIR!!!! AAAAAAH! (runs around)
Rude: Ugggh…….IT'S A WIG!!!!!!
Everyone in Turtle's Paradise: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Zugu: I am the king!
Reno: Hold on. I got an idea! (runs into the changing room. He comes out with red spandex on, a blue bandana with the word "Doh!" on it, a purple cape with the word "Doh!" on it, and green boots) HA HA! I am Doh, Master of Booze!
Zugu: NO! I am the only one with a cool name!
Doh: BAH!!!!!
Elena: (sighs) Men…
Rude: Hey, at least I'M not doing it!
Heidigger: GWA HA HA! Spandex clad jerks! MEHEHE!
Tseng: (drooling) Cute boys in spandex……
Elena: (slaps Tseng) BAKA!!!!! That's MY line! Now then….(drooling) Cute boys in spandex……….
Heidigger: GWA HA HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (was punched by Tseng)
Tseng: Argh….cheeky bastard…
Heidigger: CHEEKY???? Oh…well, yeah. Wanna see my third and fourth cheeks?
Rude: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone shuts up)
Doh: I'm so cool because I get all the fun! (holds up beer)
Zugu: (slaps Reno) BAKA! BAKAMONO!!!!!!! It is I who gets all the fun! Ha HA!!!
Tseng: Ow…..that hurt, y'know, Elena.
Zugu: There is no doubt! I AM Zugu! All hail the great Lord of all Carbon!
Tseng: BOOOOOOOOOO!
Zugu: (turns to Rude) Why you little….
(suddenly, a sound is heard)
Zugu: What the holy heck was that?
(a portal appears and out steps Lila, Sephirouch, and TR Cloud)
Doh: What the heck? OH NO! NOT LILA!!!!!
Lila: Reeeeno! OHMIGAWSH! OPPORTUNITES!
Doh: DOH! Gotta run, gotta run!
Lila: Not this time…..I have my Cheese Fishing Pole!!! (throws the line, snagging Doh)
Doh: Oh no…at least call me Doh, will you?
Lila: Reney!!!!!! What kinda name is Doh?
Doh: RENEY???? OHMIGAWSH! Lemme go!
Zugu: I AM ZUGU! Prepare to die, infidels!
Lila: OHMIGAWSH! RUFUS?????
Zugu: I AM ZUGU! Who is this Rufus you speak of?
Lila: Uh…..he's the…THE MERRY CHEESE MAN!
Sephirouch: Cheese? Did you say…..cheese?
Lila: Uh…..NO! I, um…..
Sephirouch: CHEESE WOOF BOOYAKA MALCOLM!
TR Cloud: Not again……….
Sephirouch: Woof…
TR Cloud: WHITECOAAAATTTTTTTSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
(suddenly, Stormtroopers come in the door)
TR Cloud: Not you!
(they leave)
Heidigger: GWAHAHA!
Zugu: STOP LAUGHING!!!!
Doh: Will you let me go please, Lila?
Lila: Sure, Dohy!
Doh: DOHY????? Argh…..
(Lila takes off the fishing line and Doh sprits)
Lila: No way! (throws line again and snags Doh)
Doh: Oh darn!
Rude: Oh my god….
Tseng: This is crazy!
Elena: And to think I only have a bit part!
Rude: Yeah…
Heidigger: Uh……I'm fat!
Bartender: Um…anyone want some booze?
Doh: Uh………yes please…..three glasses.
Lila: RENEY!!! You be good and sober, now, hear?
Doh: (sobbing) No…….
Zugu: Bah!
TR Cloud: What?
Zugu: I don't get to save the world anymore…
TR Cloud: Big whoop.
Doh: Uh…….okay….
Sephirouch: Uh……….what's up? Um…..fuzzy dog…
Lila: Not much, you?
Doh: Doh…..
Sephirouch: NOT MUCH!!!!
TR Cloud: Um…..
Heidigger: GWA HA HA!!!! YOU'RE OUT OF IDEAS, AREN'T YOU?????
TR Cloud: Shut up! (punches Heidigger through the roof)
Elena: Whoa. Cool.
Rude: YES! Finally!
Zugu: Finally!!!!! We are liberated!
Tseng: Damn straight.
Elena: Anyone wanna go skinny dipping of the coast of Wutai?
(everyone looks at Elena)
Everyone: UM, NO!
Elena: Hmph. Well fine then.
Doh: Oh no…..
Zugu: I smell……..APPLE PIE!!!!!
Rude: Oh god, NO!!!!!
Lila: Uh oh…
Zugu: PIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Sephirouch: Pie? Where?
TR Cloud: Cool!
Tseng: Uh…..I like pie!
TR Cloud: Where is this pie?
Zugu: Uh……Midgar.
TR Cloud: Well, sanity be damned! I WANT PIE!
(so, they all run outside and run to Midgar. I COULD tell you about their adventures on the way, but….I don't feel like it =D)
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