"Where've You Been?"
You don't know it
But everybody loves you
Men, women…furniture
Oh, believe it, it's true
We miss you, lass
We really do
Your personality's disappeared
And that cute smile, too
You're expressionless
Your eyes are blank
We're truly afraid
That your happiness shrank
I want you back, love
The fake smile is obvious
Your little happy act
Is a bunch of sloppiness
Where've you been, dear?
This madman is going crazy
Without you here
My saneness is fragile as a daisy…