Cherry: Hey everybody! It's me again, Cherry. And as you can all see from my profile, I got myself a muse. Dang it's hard having a muse! Chickles doesn't get along with Duo, and vice versa. Hence why I wrote this fic/list. To let them know that they're annoying as hell, and I'm NOT gonna take it anymore! Hear that Duo? Chickles?
Duo: yeah I hear ya, and all I have to say to that is: OUCH! IT HURTS!
Chickles: oh shut-up wimp! Quit your whining. It's obvious that she likes me more!
Cherry: uh…Chickles…I'm in LOVE with Duo…
Chickles: What?! But, but…ah damnit!
Duo: hehehehe SHOT DOWN!
Chickles: You know what Maxwell! You're soon gonna be brushing your teeth through your-
Cherry: THAT'S IT! *gets wing-zero look in her eyes*
Duo and Chickles: OH CRAP!!!
Cherry: hehehe that always gets them. Anyways, I don't own, Duo Maxwell from Gundam…even though he IS my boyfriend (shut up all of you!) but I do own Chickles (unfortunately) so on to the "fic."
Why Duo Maxwell and Chickles Amachi are the Most Annoying
Muse/Boyfriend There Are
By Cherry
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They always interrupt my thoughts.Chickles: we DO NOT!
Cherry: yes YOU DO!
*They always fight with each other.
Duo: No arguing that one Chickles
Chickles: shove it up your mule braid-boy!
Duo: *clutches chest* IT HURTS! MY HEART AND MY SOUL!
Cherry: that's Quatre's line stupid!
Duo: *Sniffle*
Cherry: awww….I wuv you! *Hugs him *
Chickles: sickening….
*They're extremely aggravating.
Cherry: Quiet both of you! You all know its true!
*They seem to take fun out of pissing me off.
Chickles: so true, so true.
*They're screw-ups
Duo: HEY!!
*They're noisy.
Duo: well, that's pretty much true.
Chickles: it's very true you moron!
*They're always competing for my love and attention.
Duo and Chickles: WE WUV YOU LAUREN!
*They're kind of dumb…
Duo: *wearing lab coat and glasses* Professor Chickles, tell me the square root of -4.
Chickles: *also wearing lab coat and glasses* there IS no square root of -4 Professor Duo.
Both: Ta-da! *Bow*
Cherry: not impressed…
*They're VERY dumb!
*they're actually good for nothing.
Duo: I can kill people, that must count for something…
Chickles: oh sure, THAT will look good on your resume!
*Can't do anything right.
Duo: isn't that the same as the last one?
*Don't follow orders
Chickles: I can't help it if I'm unique!
*Lazy
Duo yep that's me alright! *Lays back in chair*
*Stupid
Duo: that's the same as the other two!
Cherry: shut up! Sorry you guys! But it's true, all you do is waste space, and air. Prove me wrong and I'll take you out for icecream.