Journal Tales From Edward
Dear Journal,
JOUUUURNAAAAL!!! It's me again! EDWARD! Y'know! I TOTALLY BEATED JACOB! Nature called or something. Hey Diary, do you know who Nature is? Cause I've been trying to find Nature for a LONG time and never could! I mean, I even asked my daddy! He was all, "I do not know. I am a doctor. Not a Nature finder." IT WAS SO SAD! D: Write back soon Journal. :D
You're bestest friend in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD,
Edward