Authours Note: omg hay gais! I just got the inspiration to write some Twilight fanfiction! As you all know I'm probably the BIGGEST Twilight fan there is, so it was about time! Remember to buy local! --xoxo Judy
"Welcome to Forks, Alabama!" The sign read.
Bella looked around wide eyed and in awe of her new surroundings. "Que bonita y mysterioso!" Bella exclaimed. She was moving because of her drunken mother and wanted to go on a mysterious adventure in search of mythical creatures. Had she been a little more perceptive, she would have seen a black blur blot out the sun for a fraction of a second and stab a trucker in the leg with a fork. But Bella was too caught up in the experience of new-placedom. "Es muy fantastica!" Her imagination ran wild with thoughts of discount Cheetos. She proceeded to the nearest gas station, a five dollar bill crunched in her sweaty, eager palm.
Meanwhile, elsewhere in Forks, Alabama…
"Over 40 people stabbed with forks this week!" exclaimed Edward as he painted his nails a luscious shade of lavender. "Truly this is a mystery! A mystery I must solve if only I weren't so fabulous!" In his fury he dropped a drop of nail polish on his cuticle. He hissed in pouty frustration. "Oh drat! This is just going to ruin my cuticles!" If he had been paying more attention he would have seen a bush move by itself and stab his dog with a shiny, sparkling fork.
Elsewhere at the Forks town square…
The police looked on with mild fright and arousal as the ridiculously toned young man lit fire to a pile of clothes.
"Take that, you devilish invention of the white man!" Jacob screamed as he streaked around gleefully, family jewels jostling in the wind. The police were too caught up in the situation to realize that they all now had forks stuck in their buttocks.
Bella wanders onto the scene munching delicious Cheetos, orange powder forming a halo around her pouty lips, her fingers stained orange. She exclames, "Mi muchacho es un pollo pequeno!"
TO BE CONTINUED?
tell me if i should continue, you guys! It was an arduous task to construct this piece of fiction, but if you want me to finish it I ttly will!