Hagrid was sitting in an overly crowded McDonalds with his homeboy Harry Potter. "OGG Hagridizzle what we gonnas do about them space pirates?" The young wizard asked in a voice resembling a pterodactyl. Hagrid immediately stuffed his mouth with Ketchup packets. Afterwards a young girl said "Mommy why is there a Giant here?" Homeboy and Hagrid then ran out of the restaurant holding safety reasons. Hagrid suddenly began to choke on the ketchup packets and died. Harry burst into tears saying " OGG Hagridizzle wake up! I can't fight the space pirates without you!"
******Six months later******
"Captain the preparations are complete"
"Good we'll show that wizard boy Harry not to mess with Space Pirates"
The space pirate captain then let out a loud maniac laugh that resembled a lobster in an odd way.
*****the same day underground in a coffin*****
Hagrids eyes opened and he could see nothing but darkness, unsure of what was going on or what to do he went back to sleep.
***a Flo Rida concert that following Tuesday***
Harry Potter was spinning his head right round right round like a record baby when suddenly he had a thought. Flo Rida is Florida with a space in it. He then thought of Hagrid and the upcoming space pirates attack and went to the only person who could help.
***at a beach underground****
Elvis was eating his sandwich at his palace underneath the beach whenn he head a loud crack noise. Elvis whopped around as quickly as his old, obese body would allow. He looked upon the boy. Harry just said "they are coming" and left.
Authors note: Do you like it? Should I continue?