Lucario: Well...this sequel came sooner than expected, didn't it?

Ed: Oh, God...not again...

Lucario: Yup! A whole new story to torture Ed with! But on the bright side, he gets a girlfriend!

Ed: REALLY?

Lucario: Maybe. If you're a good boy.

Tobi: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!

Lucario: You're not even in this anime! Get outta here, Tobi!

Tobi: *pouts and leaves*

Lucario: Ahem. To the story. I own nothing but my OC's.

The military found my body several days later. There was a funeral and everything.

Now you're probably asking yourself, "If Ed is dead, how is he telling this story?"

Well, that's simple.

I'll never tell.

Ed's POV

"Why are we here, again?" Right now I was standing in the middle of some Halloween festival. I was surrounded by cheap costumes, drunk people, and the smell of beer. I even saw a few horrible looking werewolf costumes go by. I never felt so offended in my life.

"Because there's candy and rides and games and FUN!" Beside me, a little black and brown dog was jumping up and down excitedly. You could say he was german sheperd but he was so small. It didn't really matter, anyway. He wasn't even a real dog! He was actually a dragon. He just needed to keep the form of a dog 'cuz, in case you've been living in a hole for the last millenium, a talking dragon flying around aint normal.

On my other side was a girl with long, dark brown hair that is almost always up in a ponytail. Her name is Crystal. She has ocean blue eyes that are guarded, untrusting. She's usaully silent, but when she does talk, it's usually some smartass comment about my height, or anything else that annoys me. But that's just one of her uncharming features. You see, she's a vampire. And no, she doesn't sparkle. She BURNS in the sunlight. Big difference. But it is fun teasing her about that offencive book. But I do know if she ever gets her hands on Sephenie Meyer, that lady is done for.

"Yeah, well, I don't even eat candy." I grumbled.

"Really? Ya want some milk to go with it?" I turned to see Crystal smirking and glared.

"Leech."

"Mutt."

"Bitch."

"Bastard."

"Whore!"

"Pipsqueak!" Crystal grinned in tripumph. How I wanted to wipe that grin right off her face. But I'd never hit a girl. Not even Crystal. Especially not Crystal! Wait...that was embarrassing... Forget what I just said.

"I wanna go on rides and the hayride and the corn maze and the haunted house and pick a pumpkin and carve a jack-o-lantern and-"

"I GET IT! SHUT UP!" I nearly smacked him. He could be sooo annoying sometimes!

Reaper looked as though he had been smacked. His head hung low and his tail tucked between his legs. I knew what was coming next.

"Don't you dare pick on Reaper! He's a lot smaller than you!" Crystal glared at me.

"I didn't even hit him!"

"That doesn't make a difference! Don't yell at him!"

"He was being annoying!"

"YOU'RE annoying! I don't hit you every time you're annoying!

"I didn't HIT him!"

"It doesn't matter!"

"Yeah it does! Stop yelling at me!"

"You big idiot!" Crystal then picked up Reaper and petted him. "What do you wanna to first, sweetie?"

Reaper perked right up. Little faker. "Oooh! I wanna go into the corn maze!"

"Oh, come on!" I was getting po'ed now. "The last time we went into a maze, you got lost! And it was a little one at the carnival! This one is as big as four football fields!" It was true, if not longer. This maze was incredibly big. And if Reaper took a wrong turn, it would take hours to find him.

"Too bad, Ed. If he wants to go into a corn maze, then that's what we're going to do. Got it?" Crystal shot me a look.

"Yeah, whatever." I glared at the ground and followed them into the maze. I just could not win against Crystal. This is gonna be a looong night...

And I had no idea it would get much worse with each passing day.

Lucario: It's short, I know. plz dont hurt meeee! It was the first chapter and I couldnt think of anything else to put in it without giving anything away! Plz R&R! I luvz you guys!