Hi people. This is my first Evangelion fic. In fact, its my first fic ive written in a long time. In fact, its the first actual thing ive written in a long time (aside from e-mail and message board stuff, etc). I hope you like it, but i have a feeling a lot of people wont.

Disclaimer: I dont own anything that wasnt created by me, and obviously i diddnt create evangelion. I may add a few of my own characters to the story, but im not sure yet.

"Shinji! Hey shinji! Wake up, Mr. 'Im too lazy to wake up on time'."

*Hmm? How long have i been asleep*

Shinji looks at his alarm clock. It takes a moment for his vision to focus.

7:45!?!?!?!

"Shit! Im gonna be late!"

"Yeah, I know. Sheesh, I dont even know why I bother"

"Heh, sorry Misato"

"Its okay." pop! Misato opens her morning yebisu and takes a large gulp. "Yeeehoo! Thats good beer. Of course all beer is good. Expecially in the morning!" Misato says with a ^_^ smile.

*She should lay off. Its a wonder her liver still works properly.* Shinji think to himself. "Umm, if you dont mind, could you leave my room so i can change my clothes?

"Awww, poor shinji to embarassed to change in front of me?" Misato says mockingly.

Whap! A shoe hits misato in the head (In chibi mode, just cause its cute) Shinji has an anger mark (Still in chibi mode) on his forehead.

"Okay, okay, jeez. Im leaving."

*If i run, i should be able to make it to class on time* Shinji think while getting dressed.

Outside its a relatively nice day. A couple scattered clouds, but they are the fluffy white ones. The sun shines brightly as Shinji runs out the door with a piece of toast in his mouth.

"Bye misato!"

"Bye Shinji". Shinji barely hears it though, as he is halfway down the block by the time she had was able to stick her head out the door and yell.

Shinji rounds the last corner to school.

He see's red and falls to the ground.

"Oof!"

"Ack!"

"Watch where your going, baka!" Its Asuka, and as usual she has a bit of an attitude.

As shinji gets up, he see's a flash of asuka's undies.

"PERVERT!" Asuka yell's and hits shinji in the head (Chibi mode, yet again ^_^)

"Its not my fault! its not like i meant to sneak a peak."

"Yeah right. Jeez, boys are all alike. I bet a real man like Kaji wouldnt stoop so low."

*Ugh. Looks like the day is already off to a great start* (sarcasm ^_^)

Riiiinnnnnngggggg!

"Oh great, now were both late. Are you happy now?. Blah blah blah. baka blah blah blah"

(tuning Asuka out) *Why does she always have to be so moody. She would actually be cute if she wasnt constantly yelling at me and hitting me in the head*

Bonk! Asuka hits shinji in the head.

"Are you listening to me? Ugh, hurry up, were already late, thanks to you."

Well, i figure that diddnt come out too well. Hopefully at least someone will like it, but im not getting my hopes up. Flame if you must. But please R+R. If i get a good review, or at least a review from someone who wants me to continue, then i will continue this fic, if i have time. Which i probably will, as i have nothing better to do. Anyway, i hope at least someone liked this.