Kirby and the Big Bad Chalupa
One day, Kirby went to the nearest Taco Bell for lunch.
Scott (manager): What'll it be, Kirby?
Kirby: I want the BIG BAD CHALUPA!!! With a small cola.
Everyone's jaw dropped.
Person: Kirby, don't do it, it's.......it's....i-i-it's.....T-the b-big bad chalupa!
Kirby: Be quiet, I'm hungry!
A few seconds later, Scott comes back with the tray.
Scott: Here you go Kirby, that'll be a total of $7.99.
Kirby: You got it!! (Hands Scott $7.99)
Kirby walks to table, puts a straw in his coke, and opens the bagged chalupa.
Kirby: Ooh, this looks delicious!! (While about to bite, he pauses) (sniffs) Hmm...could use a little marinara sauce.
Kirby walks over to put some sauce on his big bad chalupa.
Kirby: (About to bite, but pauses again) Hey, you stupid people, look at your own food!
Everyone starts to act normal and eat their food again.
Kirby: (Slowly bites chalupa) *crunch* *crunch* Mmm...mmm....oh, my.....THIS IS DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!! (Inhales whole chalupa, making strong winds) Mmm...that was delicious, and it was only $7.99! (Walks over to Scott) Here, Scott, that was SOOOO good, you'll need a tip! (Hands Scott $1,000,000 bill)
Scott: (Looks at bill with happy look) WA-HOOOOOOO!!! Thanks you Kirby!!!! Eat here as long as you like!! Your our #1 customer! (Puts pin on Kirby that says, "#1")
As Kirby left, the other customers cheered him on. When he got home, he didn't feel so good.
Kirby: Ow...my stomach hurts...Ooh......Ouch....
Tikkori: Well, did you remember to get MY lunch, you little marshmellow??!?!?
Kirby: Yes...oh...(hands Tikkori Taco Bell bag)
Tikkori: Thanks, mushy bushy!
Kirby: ...oh...y-your...wel..come...oh... Hey, everyone was warning me not to eat the BIG BAD CHALUPA!!! That must mean...I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!! NO, I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!! AHH!!!!!!!!
Tikkori: Calm down, squirt.
Kirby: This is an emergency!! I am gonna....No, here it coooooooooooooooooooooooooomes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's....(Farts REALLY loud, then blows a hole in the ground)
Tikkori: KIRBY!! P.U., you stink!!!
Kirby: (Red cheeks) No wonder why they didn't want me to eat it...
Kirby and Tikkori: (Both laugh)
THE END!
One day, Kirby went to the nearest Taco Bell for lunch.
Scott (manager): What'll it be, Kirby?
Kirby: I want the BIG BAD CHALUPA!!! With a small cola.
Everyone's jaw dropped.
Person: Kirby, don't do it, it's.......it's....i-i-it's.....T-the b-big bad chalupa!
Kirby: Be quiet, I'm hungry!
A few seconds later, Scott comes back with the tray.
Scott: Here you go Kirby, that'll be a total of $7.99.
Kirby: You got it!! (Hands Scott $7.99)
Kirby walks to table, puts a straw in his coke, and opens the bagged chalupa.
Kirby: Ooh, this looks delicious!! (While about to bite, he pauses) (sniffs) Hmm...could use a little marinara sauce.
Kirby walks over to put some sauce on his big bad chalupa.
Kirby: (About to bite, but pauses again) Hey, you stupid people, look at your own food!
Everyone starts to act normal and eat their food again.
Kirby: (Slowly bites chalupa) *crunch* *crunch* Mmm...mmm....oh, my.....THIS IS DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!! (Inhales whole chalupa, making strong winds) Mmm...that was delicious, and it was only $7.99! (Walks over to Scott) Here, Scott, that was SOOOO good, you'll need a tip! (Hands Scott $1,000,000 bill)
Scott: (Looks at bill with happy look) WA-HOOOOOOO!!! Thanks you Kirby!!!! Eat here as long as you like!! Your our #1 customer! (Puts pin on Kirby that says, "#1")
As Kirby left, the other customers cheered him on. When he got home, he didn't feel so good.
Kirby: Ow...my stomach hurts...Ooh......Ouch....
Tikkori: Well, did you remember to get MY lunch, you little marshmellow??!?!?
Kirby: Yes...oh...(hands Tikkori Taco Bell bag)
Tikkori: Thanks, mushy bushy!
Kirby: ...oh...y-your...wel..come...oh... Hey, everyone was warning me not to eat the BIG BAD CHALUPA!!! That must mean...I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!! NO, I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!! AHH!!!!!!!!
Tikkori: Calm down, squirt.
Kirby: This is an emergency!! I am gonna....No, here it coooooooooooooooooooooooooomes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's....(Farts REALLY loud, then blows a hole in the ground)
Tikkori: KIRBY!! P.U., you stink!!!
Kirby: (Red cheeks) No wonder why they didn't want me to eat it...
Kirby and Tikkori: (Both laugh)
THE END!