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Chapter 1

" Mama! Stop! That hurts!" I yelped in pain running hiding behind my older brother who was snickering. " Why a bat?"

" I saw it in a Korean drama and you friend Amaya is teaching me the Asian way." The women I call my mother stood with a broken bat resting against her right shoulder. " Besides, I ran out of brooms."

" You're so messed up!" I shouted clinging to my brother's shirt. " What mother hits their children with bats?"

" What kid makes kitchen explode!" She shouted back as she shot me a glare. " And who dyes their dog green and the cat blue?"

" Well excuse me for trying to make them look pretty!" I glared back. " And I can't help it that I don't know how to make soup!"

" You were micro waving it for one and two you left a fork in there!" Mama growled throwing her hands in the air, letting the bat fly backwards. " What idiot does that?"

" Ow!"

" Someone who doesn't know how to cook and their mama won't make her soup!"

" They're at it again?" My older sister asked my older brother, rubbing her hand over her red hair. " That's the fifth time today."

" She's your twin. Maybe you can stop her." The blonde hair boy walked out of the room leaving me with no shield.

" You trader!" I shouted shaking an angry fist in the air. " Nicoli would have stayed!"

" Well sorry to say I'm not Nicoli. I'm Mark." He shouted back before a door slammed shut. " Good luck!"

" Kamri!" I ducked behind her as mama threw the other half of the broken bat at me, only to hit Yuki in the head. " What kind of mother does this?"

" A loving mother who wants to teach her kids a lesson." She held a ping-pong paddle. " Now come here."

" Like hell I am!" I screamed running out the door and down the street.

" What?" The mother looked at her other daughter. " I just wanted to play ping-pong."

At this the red hair girl sweat dropped following the other red hair girl.

(an hour later)

" There's something wrong with that women." I muttered rubbing my now sore butt. " I swear, I'm going to get her back for this."

' Only problem is…" I stopped in mid thought. " I don't know where I am!"

" Why do I always get lost?" I sighed looking around curiously. " I'm not even from here."

My name is Kami Hamori and I am 16. I have long red hair, mid-back, and green eyes. I reach about 5'6 in height and I'm the sporty twin.

There was a bark from behind me. With wide eyes, I slowly turned to see a brown small dog barking behind me. My teeth began to chatter before I could produce sound and let my shaky body move.

" Chihuahua!" I screamed and ran the opposite way the dog was. The dog merrily chased me.

(Kamri's POV)

" Where did that manic sister of mine go?" I sighed looking down every street corner. " Swear she's an idiot."

I've been walking around for an hour looking for her and I have found zip!…. well besides a quarter, but that's a different matter.

I turned to see three teenagers, about my age, walking down the street. Two ginger hair twin boys seemed to be annoying a short brown hair girl? All three of them were wearing a boy's uniform.

" Excuse me!" I jogged over to the small group and smiled at them. " Have you seen an idiot running around here?"

" Only idiots I've seen around here are these two." The girl whispered smiling back at me with the twin boys pouting.

" I see." I let another sigh. " I swear she's a hand full. Sorry for bothering you guys."

" If you want we can help you look for them." She smiled again. " It might be easier to look for them if there were more."

" I don't want to bother you anymore than I have." I looked at the twins as they glared at me. " What is with you two?"

" They're just mad cause they have to work." She rolled her eyes. " So who are you looking for?"

" My younger sister. She ran off somewhere and this is our first day in Japan." I explained scratching the back of my neck. " So her can barely speak the language."

" What does she look like?" The twin on the left asked examining me.

I was wearing a pink tanktop and pink short shorts with knee high piano socks. I wore pink converse. My long red hair was in briads and my bangs went to the left.

" She looks exactly like me but wearing blue tanktop and shorts with volleyball socks and blue converse. She's also an idiot." I heard a scream from behind me and a gust of wind blew past.

" Gah! Evil dog!"

" I think I found her." I turned to see her running up the street with a white puppy dog running after her. " Kami!"

She quickly turned to see me standing her and she darted towards me. She leaped into the air and tackled me into a hug.

" Kamri!" She cried out nuzzling her cheek to mine. " You wouldn't believe what I've been through! It was terrible!"

" Kami, just calm down." I sighed looking at her. " You know you're an idiot right?"

" But I'm your idiot!" She shouted then she froze when a bark could be heard from behind here. " Chihuahua!" She climbed and hid behind me.

" Cocoa?" I slapped my forehead. " It's Amaya's dog."

" It's still evil!" She squeaked.

" Sorry about all this." I smiled look at the rest.

" It's fine."

" Haruhi, can we go?" The twin on the right asked tugging on her arm.

" Wait, Haruhi?" Kami asked looking at her confused. " As in Haruhi Fujioka?"

" Yes, why?" The Girl asked raising an eyebrow. " How did…."

" Kamri! It's cousin Haruhi!" Kami cheered twirling the girl in a hug.

" Cousins?" The twins yelled in unison.

" Yeah, Kamri and Kami are my cousins." Haruhi sighed not bothering to get out of Kami's grip. " They moved here and just arrived last night. I'm heading to their house now for dinner."

" Sorry to say, but I think we're just eating out." I sweat dropped then shot a glare at Kami who just grinned. " Someone made the kitchen explode."

" Well, no one would make me soup." Kami pouted crossing her arms. " Gez, one little mistake and you never hear the end of it."

" Well, if you want your friends can come too. The host club was it?" I smirked leaning towards her face.

" Oh no!" Haruhi groaned as the twins started to make calls. " I forgot you're the evil one."

" Nope, I'm the more polite one." I gasped in fake pain. " I can't believe you'd say I'm evil."

" She's right." Kami agreed with me. " She's the more conceited one."

" And you're the more idiotic one who doesn't know how to use a microwave." I shot back.

" I know." She spun on her heels and, at least tried heading home.

" Kami…. The house is this way." I jabbed my thumb behind me.

" …. I knew that…."

Chapter 1 is done! Yay! I really hope you guys like it. Please review and tell me how it is. I know it's kinda quick moving but I'm sure it'll get better… hopefully.