Okay. I know I have, like, ten ongoing stories. But I'm breaking it up with a oneshot.
Because this bit me in the ass when my friends forced me to watch Ten Things I Hate About You. (I'm surprised I came up with this, I've been on a total Enzai: Falsely Accussed and Black Butler rampage lately.)
Naruto was neck-deep in humiliation.
Why? He lost a bet. To Kiba and Sai. Now he was sitting in Sasuke's living room, in a fetish schoolgirl uniform, black lacy panties, stilettos and Chanel No. 5. His mission: shock Sasuke so Sai and Kiba can get a shot for blackmailing him. (Sasuke, not Naruto.)
This had to be the stupidest idea ever. And that includes the plan to dye Kakashi's hair pink. Besides, Sasuke would probably just be like 'What are you doing in my house, loser?' It wouldn't surprise Naruto if he didn't bat an eyelash.
"Why black panties though?" he had made the mistake of asking.
"They say when a girl buys black underwear when she finds someone she wants to show it off to." Sai had replied, giving one of his fake smiles and zipping the zipper on the side of his skirt.
The door made a grinding noise as a key was turned in the lock for the outside, and squeaked as it was opened. The intended raven walked through the door, a paper grocery bag in one arm, shoving his keys in a pocket.
Now, you wouldn't expect a lot of reaction from someone as stoic as the Uchiha. Maybe a jaw-dropping at most.
When Sasuke came in, seeing the blonde in a belly-baring, buttoned top and a tiny plaid miniskirt on his living room table, he dropped the bag of groceries, blinked three times, then proceeded to let out an indignant choked noise.
He didn't even notice the flash.
Naruto could have just left it at that, but then a deviously evil idea popped into his head. "What? Are you not pleased to see me?" the blonde questioned, tipping his head to the side, pretending to be as innocent as a child.
Sasuke used the half-second to try to collect himself, a blush forming over the pale skin on his cheeks, looking at anything but Naruto. "Not that I don't enjoy your company Naruto, but, why are you here, dressed like... well... that?"
"Kakashi said he thought you'd like it. I guess he was wrong..." On the inside, Naruto was smirking at his revenge against Kakashi for leaving after he said he was going to treat so many times. Sasuke was having an internal debate as to whether to kill Kakashi, or ask if he had any more outfits.
The blonde was quite... attractive like this. Although he'd never admit it.
Wait a minute.
Black underwear.
Smirk.
And I shall leave the rest up to your imagination.
Please don't kill me.
This is where the plot bunny ended.