30 Ways To Annoy Naruto!
By; Sk8erGurl13
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Sneak in his house at around midnight to make sure he's sleeping and replace all his ramen with spinach (sp?)
Mix the whites with the colors when you wash his clothes
Tell him Sasuke wants to "play" with him (continue on 4)
Walk away, change into Sasuke, go back up to Naruto, and start trying to flirt with him
Use a jutsu to make it so he can't see ramen then tell him ramen no longer exists
When he's in training whip pebbles at his head until he has a spaz attack (Continue on 7)
Then upgrade to boulders to put him out of his misery
When he's asleep use a permanent marker to write "I THINK SASUKE IS SMEXY!" all over his face in bold letters
Tell Tsunade that Naruto was peeping on Hinata
10.) Force him to read a rated M, romance, fanfic, with him and Sasuke
11.) Make him sit in a chair with his eyes taped open for hours (continue on 12)
12.) Have Kakashi and Iruka act out a part of 'Make out paradise' in front of him (continue on 13)
13.) make sure Iruka and Kakashi are in the nude (poor Naruto)
14.) Tell Naruto that Orochimaru thinks he's SMEXY!
15.) If he's deep in thought walk up to him and say "Careful, don't hurt yourself!" And run like a madman/woman
16.) Walk up to him and say "Ok, it's time for a random talk! What's your favorite thing in the world?" When he starts talking cut him off and say "Yeah, that's nice. OMFG! IT'S GAARA!!" run off after him (Sorry just had 2 do that, he's my all time favorite character lol)
17.) When he's fighting some one act like the announcer at a wrestling match, "And there goes Naruto trying to land punch to Sasuke's face- Ooooo he missed and got nailed in the jaw! That had to hurt! He'll defiantly feel that in the morning!"
18.) Tell him your gunna talk him to a ramen resouraunt he's never been two but actually take him to an anger management class
19.) When you talk to him, instead of calling him by his name call him Spaz, or Mr. Nibbles just to annoy him
20.) Put a straight jacket on him tie him to a metal pole (Continue on 21)
21.) Be sure to put an extra large bowl of ramen just out of his reach (Continue on 22)
22.) Start eating it!
23.) Turn into him while he's away on a mission and sneak into a perverted movie (continue on 24)
24.) Poof a clone of Hinata next to you and do the UNTHINKABLE in the movie
25.) Have Ino take over his body and make him yell "I HATE RAMEN AND I'M GAY!!!"
26.) Try to guess his middle name but say "Oh! I finally figured out your middle name!!! It's DumbAssBlonde!!!! I got it!!! YAY!!!!" (continue 27)
27.) Before he can object run off around the village yelling his middle name
28.) secretly sign him up for anger management
29.) Lock him in room with Barney (continue on 30)
30.) Make sure he's tied up so he can't get away!!!!