THE BEST KINGDOM HEARTS 2 FIC EVER
Dear Sora and Riku (and Kairi),
Hope things are going well with you, guys! I was just wondering if you're enjoying sitting around sipping piña coladas on that gorgeous tropical island of yours when there are only countless billions of Heartless and Nobodies RIPPING THE HEARTS OUT OF PEOPLE EVERYWHERE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE YOU LAZY SONS OF BITCHES.
Minnie lost an eye yesterday. Get your asses over here.
No love,
Mickey
"Oh right," said Sora, "I guess we kind of forgot about that."
Kairi had a thoughtful look on her face. "Why did he put my name in parentheses?"
"...yeah, I wonder if he got Leon to write this for him? It sounds like Leon."
Riku shivered. "No, it's King Mickey. Trust me, I know."
"I guess we should get going then, huh?" said Kairi.
"Yeah, I guess we should," Sora sighed.
-THE END-