DISCLAIMER: I do not own Spongebob Squarepants. Nickelodeon does.

AN: Hey what's up? My name is Alex. I'm 13 years old. My language arts teacher thinks that I have great writing talent, so why not? I'm gonna start small, making stories like these. I plan on making longer novels/stories for big-time video-games such as Resident Evil. Look for them if you play the game.


The Krusty Krab, 5:50 PM:


Mr. Krabs is at the cash-register counting money, next to an as usuall grumpy looking Squid-ward, who is reading a magazine.

Mr. Krabs: Two-hundred ten, two-hundred twenty, two-hundred thirty, two-hundred fourty.

After a few seconds silence, Mr. Krabs's eyes grow twice their height, and the sound of a fire-alarm can be heard. This causes Squidward to fly into the kitchen where Spongebob is working. Squidward falls on top of a whistling Spongebob. Spongebob puts on his puppy-face, and little hearts appear next to him.

Spongebob: Squidward, I didn't know that you loved me.

Squidward: I DON'T LOVE YOU, YOU DUNCE!!!

Squidward, wearing an angry face, walks back into the front room where Mr. Krabs is. Spongebob's once happy face now becomes a sad one. He is also holding back tears now.

Spongebob: You don't?

An angry Squidward runs up to his work-station where Mr. Krab is screaming and the sound of a fire-alarm can still be heard. Squidward stares at Mr. Krabs for a few seconds, after looking at his watch, he says the only thing that would snap Mr. Krabs out of anything.

Squidward: THE BANK IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS, AND THEY'RE GIVING OUT FREE MONEY!

Mr. Krabs immediately stops screaming, and the sound of the fire alarm can no longer be heard.

Mr. Krab: What?! Where?! MONEY!

Squidward: There is no money.

Mr. Krabs makes the same face that Spongebob made when Sqidward said he didn't love him, and tears can be seen running down his cheeks.

Mr. Krabs: There isn't?

Squidward makes a loud sigh, reaches into his pocket, then gives Mr. Krabs a ten-dollar bill. Mr. Krabs gasps, then hugs the five-dollar bill, while hearts appear next to him.

Spongebob walks up to Mr. Krabs and Squidward, still with a sad face.

Spongebob: PLEASE SQUIDWARD, GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE!

Squidward: No.

Spongebob: Please?

Sqidward: No.

Spongebob: Please?!

Squidward: No!

Spongebob: Please?!?!

Squidward: NO!!!!!!!!!

Spongebob: PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Krabs: Enough with your sailor-loving talk, boys, we have another problem! We're nine cents behind of what we made yesterday. It's obvious that we need more employees.

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, we don't need or want any annoying teenagers to work for us. We have someone to work the register, and some THING-

Spongebob is playing a harmonika with a spatula balanced on his nose, and he is also banging two symbols together with his hands.

Squidward: Working the grill...

Mr. Krabs walks up to Spongebob.

Mr. Krabs: Spongebob.

Spongebob is still acting like an idiot.

Mr. Krabs: Spongebob!

Spongebob still isn't listening.

Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Krabs's loud scream causes every thing that Spongebob had in his hands, mouth, and nose to fly out and crash through a wall, creating a giant hole in the Krusty Krab.

Spongebob: MR. KRABS! I'M SO SORRY, I DIDN'T!

Mr. Krabs: Quit your loopy talk, boy, your lack of brains has given my an idea!

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, it's 6:00 o'clock, can we go now?

Mr. Krabs: Not until I tell you my idea! I know how I can make more money, and not have any of us do any extra work!

Spongebob: But I love working!

Mr. Krabs: We're getting a drive-through! Isn't that exciting Squidward?!

After a few seconds of silence, a tumble-weed rolls across the room and out the door.

Squidward: The tumble-weed don't even like your idea Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Well that's too bad! Construction will begin tomorrow and will last for a few days. Besides, that's one huge hole in the wall.

Mr. Krabs points to the hole that he and Spongebob made with everything Spongebob was using while he was being an idiot.

Squidward: I'm going home...

Squidward walks out the door, and puts on a "Please run me over with a car, because my life is miserable" sticker.

Spongebob: Well, I guess that I'll see you tomorrow Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: Goodnight, me boy!

Mr. Krabs and Spongebob walk out of the Krusty Krab, and start walking opposite directions towards their houses.


AN: WHEW! First chapter is done! Please R/R for feed-back!