Summary; What would happen if Paige and Henry separated, because Henry cheated? This is Paige's diary. Rated T for language and some references.

Notes; A new story. This idea popped into my head last night and I just had to write it down. It's humor/ some drama. The first chapter is up and I expect it to be 10 - ish chapters. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Obviously and unfortunately, I don't own Charmed.

'Dear Diary'

Charmed

By Paigeywaigey

March 6th, 11:45

Dear Diary,

I hate men.

They're mean, unfaithful, evil, sex-addicted, bimbo-loving cunts.

Henry left me, for a blonde!

Well, a fake blonde, her hair colour isn't even real and neither are her boobs. Bad dye job, bad boob job, any woman would notice it.

The fucking stupid vicious vindictive sad no-life cow bitch. Cunt.

Okay, so maybe Henry didn't leave me. He slept with her when they were both drunk and he's told me about it. But I still kicked him out of the house. Who does he think he is!?

I can't stop crying.

I don't know yet if I'm going to forgive him. He keeps telling me how much he loves me and how much I mean to him. How sorry he is, but I want him to prove it. I want him to prove that he can't live without me and that he really loves me more than anything else in the entire universe.

He knew I was stubborn before he married me and that is not going to change. Ever. I might go out tonight. Get drunk.

No, bad Paige. You're an ex-alcoholic.

I need to get away from this house those and from my sisters' sympathetic looks. Especially Phoebe is driving me insane! I tried to orb that bimbo's fake boobs to Tahiti yesterday.

Didn't work. Maybe because they aren't fake. Hmm.

Anyway maybe it isn't that bad that Henry is gone, he was crap in bad...

Okay fine, so he wasn't, but it helps to be mean. It really does. Oh no. What if the thinks that I'm crap in bed? What if I am? Maybe that's why he slept with that husband-stealing snob. Damn it. I hate him. Think mean things Paige..

Things I hate about Henry:

The way he calls me Paigey

The fact that he got drunk and slept with that barbie-doll.

Things I like about Henry:

He's a good kisser

It's nice to hug him

He's a-ma-zing in bed

He's sweet and caring

He's got a big -- He's got big feet.

So that didn't work. He's annoying. Add that to my hate-list.

Things I hate about Henry:

The way he calls me Paigey

The fact that he got drunk and slept with that plastic arrogant barbie-doll.

He is ANNOYING

I have to go. Piper is knocking on my bedroomdoor and she says that the she has made my favourite cookies. Chocolate chip!

Great, I'm gonna get fat.

Note to self: Sign up for the gum

Night,

x Paige.

Notes; Well? What do you think? Should I continue? Review lovely people. Reviews make my day. Heh. Next chapter up soon! xx