Note- this story has started in December '09. I f you're reading this in like '59- there are probably a lot better stories by now (just to let you know)

We briefly (or maybe not so briefly) interrupt your current reading of fanfics for a short (or maybe not so short) moment. Live from Hogwarts great hall- it's THE HARRY POTTER FANFIC AWARDS!

Luna: "Hi, I'm Luna Lovegood and I will be your hostess this evening."

SlugHorn: "And I'm Horace Slughorn. You know, there's a lot of raw talent authors out there who might be eligible for the Slug Club-"

Luna (as Slughorn is still droning on) : " And without further ado JAMES SIRIUS POTTER!"

James leaps onto the teachers platform. He is smiling and waving and making "call me" signs at girls in the audience

James: "Hey guys, Luna, Prof. Sluggy, great to be here! So I get to explain how it all works. There are 6 awards. Best romance, best Adventure/Action, best Mystery, most Heartfelt, best other, and finally- best overall. If there is one story that excels above all others (or at least in Hendie's opinion) it will receive this award.

What you need to do is review or PM hendie with all of your nominations (please try to keep it at K+ and down). Hendie will then read through all of the nominations and have one award for each new chapter. Please note- that she will only pick a final winner once there have been at least 5 nominations for that category."

Luna: "That sounds just splendid James. You did fairly well for all the Nargles in your head"

James: *blink* "Okay…, So, who is in the mood for some entertainment?"

Everyone: "Yay!"

James: "Okay then, I am proud to present- THE WEIRD SISTERS!"

Everyone (even louder) : "YAY!"

The Weird Sisters troop onto the stage while the cheering gets increasingly louder.

Lead Singer (I don't remember his name) : " For this song, we're going to play a Hogwarts classic- The HIPPOGRIFF ROCK!"

Everyone (in explosive cheers) : "YAY!"

The Weird Sisters (singing) : "Sing out like a barkin' troll- learning to rock and roll. Spin around like a crazy elf- dancing by himself. Put your hands up in the air- LIKE AN OGRE, JUST DON'T CARE!"

Luna (shouting, so as to be heard) : "So this has been the introduction of The Harry Potter Fan Fiction Awards- or T.H.P.F.F.A. for short. Wait, what were we talking about? Oh yeah- darn Nargles. So remember to nominate all of your favorite Harry Potter fan fictions (please try to keep them at K+ and down.)

James flashes one Last "call me" sign at the camera as it gradually fades to black.

Hello people of Earth- or any other planet. I- Hendie- hope you remember to nominate all of your favorite stories. And yes- I know I probably got the lyrics to Hippogriff Rock wrong. I would like you to know that I originally got this idea from "Fan Fictions First Best Awards' by PercyJacksonPossesed. If there are any authors that have a similar story- I apologize- I did not mean to steal your idea.