Author's Note: So! I am starting this from the ground up, I got so confused at the numbering. It was my fault. If you want you can resubmit the laws you passed, or that was already posted, your choice. So Enjoy!
Law 1: Do not make a game out of counting all the blue haired units.
"So! I decided to make a game!" Cain and Abel look up from their meal to stare at Xane.
"What kind of game?" Cain asked, shoving a spoon of the gunk soup that dare calls itself a meal.
"Counting game!"
"Counting game?" the two parroted.
"Count how many blue haired characters are there!"
"That's a stupid game, 60% off the characters in fire emblem are blue haired." Abel deadpan,
"Come on there can't be that much." Cain said, to prove his point Abel beckons for him to look around the mess hall.
There all in one table were Kris, Caeda, Marth and Elice. On the other side was Catria, Midia, Horace, and Barst.
Abel pointed behind Cain to see that Rickard and Samson talking to each other.
"See! Told you not that much, that's only like what, 10? 11?"
Abel, took out a bunch of papers and started to read, as Abel, keeps on going, Cain only clutch his head. "Stop! Okay! Fine, there's a lot of blue!"
Abel stopped when he was at the Elibe list and looks at Xane.
"Okay, bad idea. I'll think of a new game."
The next day Xane told his other game, count the red hairs. Cue Abel pointing at Xane and Cain, then all around him, emphasizing the Minerva family, and taking out the list, again.
Xane decided enough was enough and runs away crying, wailing to Est to stop her husband from bullying him. Abel got his ear chewed off, saying to at least not be blunt.
Abel promise that he'll try. He broke it the next day when Xane comes running out of the tent, wailing about the too many Horse Riders.
-End-
Gonna do the numbering correctly now, please do pass the next is Law 2: so on and so forth, leave a review, fave or follow!
-Drexeru Out-