He Wants to WHAT?!?!
By Mariye
Disclaimer: I don't own the Weiss guys. If I did, then I wouldn't have Yohji have short hair in the new season that's coming out.
"Excuse me?" Yohji asked, so stunned that his cigarette fell out of his mouth. It dropped onto his leather shoes. After a few moments he realized it and immediately tried kicking it off and stomping it out. "Shit shit shit! Dammit Ken! These were expensive!"
"That isn't important right now. What is. well. is what Omi is thinking! That little creep could rat us all out! And he has hard copies on his computer of everything!" Ken exclaimed and yelled, waving his arms around.
"Well then we just have to give him what he wants." Yohji said calmly.
"No." Aya finally spoke. He moved from his spot in the shadows of the living room and gave Yohji and Ken an evil glare. "That isn't an option."
"It's for the good of us all!" Ken shouted. "Better one suffers rather than all of us executed for our crimes! Think of the children!"
"The children, bah. Think of the women!" Yohji said, clearly irritated.
"No." Aya stood firm and crossed his arms over his chest.
"Well then. The problem is you are outnumbered. Right Ken?" Yohji exchanged a look with the younger man. A huge grin spread over Ken's face.
"Yes. Outnumbered." Ken pounded his fist into his hand.
"I'd like to see you try." Aya said calmly. Yohji and Ken sprang into action, and before Aya knew it, he was tied up in wire and duct tape.
"Not too hard. Oh Omi!!!!" Yohji called.
"Yeah?"
"We're ready to negotiate!"
"Cool!"
Omi came bounding down the stairs, with a cd in his hand. He looked from Ken to Yohji smiling.
"So it's all good?"
"Yup. Just hand me the disk and Yohji will hand you Aya." Ken said, smiling. Omi passed over the cd and Yohji tipped Aya over so he was lying on his back in front of Omi. Omi knelt down and lifted up Aya's shirt.. And then.
He blew a huge, loud, raspberry on Aya's chest. Afterwards he immediately began giggling.
"Break the disk Ken." Yohji commanded.
"With pleasure. Now no one can see any of our IM conversations!" Ken proclaimed as she broke the cd into many little pieces.
"Shi ne. all of you." Aya muttered.
- End -
Disclaimer: I don't own the Weiss guys. If I did, then I wouldn't have Yohji have short hair in the new season that's coming out.
"Excuse me?" Yohji asked, so stunned that his cigarette fell out of his mouth. It dropped onto his leather shoes. After a few moments he realized it and immediately tried kicking it off and stomping it out. "Shit shit shit! Dammit Ken! These were expensive!"
"That isn't important right now. What is. well. is what Omi is thinking! That little creep could rat us all out! And he has hard copies on his computer of everything!" Ken exclaimed and yelled, waving his arms around.
"Well then we just have to give him what he wants." Yohji said calmly.
"No." Aya finally spoke. He moved from his spot in the shadows of the living room and gave Yohji and Ken an evil glare. "That isn't an option."
"It's for the good of us all!" Ken shouted. "Better one suffers rather than all of us executed for our crimes! Think of the children!"
"The children, bah. Think of the women!" Yohji said, clearly irritated.
"No." Aya stood firm and crossed his arms over his chest.
"Well then. The problem is you are outnumbered. Right Ken?" Yohji exchanged a look with the younger man. A huge grin spread over Ken's face.
"Yes. Outnumbered." Ken pounded his fist into his hand.
"I'd like to see you try." Aya said calmly. Yohji and Ken sprang into action, and before Aya knew it, he was tied up in wire and duct tape.
"Not too hard. Oh Omi!!!!" Yohji called.
"Yeah?"
"We're ready to negotiate!"
"Cool!"
Omi came bounding down the stairs, with a cd in his hand. He looked from Ken to Yohji smiling.
"So it's all good?"
"Yup. Just hand me the disk and Yohji will hand you Aya." Ken said, smiling. Omi passed over the cd and Yohji tipped Aya over so he was lying on his back in front of Omi. Omi knelt down and lifted up Aya's shirt.. And then.
He blew a huge, loud, raspberry on Aya's chest. Afterwards he immediately began giggling.
"Break the disk Ken." Yohji commanded.
"With pleasure. Now no one can see any of our IM conversations!" Ken proclaimed as she broke the cd into many little pieces.
"Shi ne. all of you." Aya muttered.
- End -