Pairings: Remus/Sirius
A/N: Hello there! I know I haven't updated in ages and I'm sorry! But here's my offering of sorriness…hope you like it! Also my first dialogue fic…squee!
Warning: This is SLASH. That means boy/boy, yaoi, shonen ai or however else you want to say it. If you don't like it then press the back button and read something else. Flames will be shredded and fed to my rabid pet goldfish, Miranda and Callisto. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine. I just like to borrow them occasionally…
"LIIIIIIILYYYYYYYY!"
"James! What…ow!"
whimper
"James, I'm trying to read."
"I have been traumatised!"
"Again?"
"By Sirius! And Remus!"
"This fails to explain why you flung yourself into my lap while I was trying to read."
"But Lily!"
"But nothing. Sirius traumatises you on a regular basis. Now get off."
"But this was really bad! I'm not going to get over it, ever!"
"James…Get. Off."
"Yes, dear."
"Now, tell me what happened this time."
"Well! At first it was just Remus and me in the dorm. He was doing an essay or something."
"And what were you doing?"
"Um…reading…"
"What were you rea…"
"Anyway! Everything was fine until Sirius came in. He went over to Moony, as usual, and they did the whole kiss hello thing. Which, as usual, turned into a make-out-on-Moony's-bed thing."
"I thought you would have gotten used to that by now, James."
"No, no, it gets worse! I threw a pillow at them and told them to get a room…"
"And, as usual, Sirius told you this was their room, Remus said sorry we'll stop and told Sirius off when he pouted and complained. This happens every day!"
"Yes but something else happened!"
"This had better be…"
"It was horrible! I went into the bathroom to have a shower and took my stuff with me. When I was done, I got dressed and started doing my hair…and then…I heard it!"
"…Heard what?"
"A moan!"
"A…a what?"
"A moan! So obviously I was curious and listened hard until I heard another one! Suddenly I realised…it was coming from the other side of the door!"
"Okay…"
"Then I heard Sirius' voice saying…well, um…stuff. And so I thought they were making out again. So I opened the door to yell at them…and then it happened!"
"James, get on with it."
"Yes, dear. Anyway, as I opened the door…they fell on top of me! Shirtless!"
"Oh my…"
"I know! They were going to have sex against the door…while I was in the bathroom!"
"They…they fell…on top of you?"
"Yes!"
"With no shirts on?"
"Yes!"
"As in their torsos were…bare?"
"Yes!"
"Wow…"
"You see? It was awful and I'm never going to get over it, Lily, never…what are you staring at?"
"…"
"Lily…you're drooling, sweetie."
"…"
"Lilykins? Aren't you going to comfort me?"
"They were shirtless. On top of you. Making out."
"Er…yes?"
"You…are the luckiest bastard I have ever met."
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