"You know Sammy, I only got a few months left…" Dean started as Sam sighed
"Why do I get the feeling you're gonna go to a sperm bank to donate your cream?" Sam sighed
Dean smiled
"Come on Sam, what do you expect me to do? Let my sweet tasting cream go to waste here? Fuck no!" Dean replied
Sam sighed as Dean drove on…
It HAD to happen in the middle of a Hunt, Sam KNEW that his brother gets more horny during hunting trips than Heidi flies at the Astro dome when it's beyond capacity
"How many times are you gonna do this?" Sam sighed
"As many as it takes." Dean stated
Sam looked at Dean
"You take three and a half hours to shoot your load." Sam replied
"Your point?"
"You better have a fucking good imagination…I don't think they have playboys or porn tapes there" Sam replied
"I got your laptop to help me out." Dean replied
When they got there, Dean filled out some forms, used his real name for a change and then the nurse gave him a cup nothing else
Three hours later, Sam's bored as hell then he looks at the sign on the door and his jaw drops in shock
"Are you all right sir?" The nurse asked
"This isn't the sperm bank is it?" Sam asked
"No…that's one floor up."
Sam groaned at that as he hoped up and down three times and then when Dean came out
Sammy boy was using his trademark flawless smirk
Dean handed the cup to the nurse who took one look at it
"This is a fertility clinic not a sperm bank and we don't do that here we just need a urine sample!" the Nurse replied
Sam FELL on his ass laughing his ass off while literally rolling on the floor at that
Dean slowly closed his eyes at that as he couldn't believe it
"The elevator panel said that this was the sperm bank."
"Some jackass switched it from 3 to 4." The Nurse replied
Dean saw Sam get up with his cell out
"What are you doing?" Dean asked then seconds later he got hit with a camera flash
Sam then dialed a number
"BOBBY! Drop whatever you're doing and sit down!"
"SAAAM!" Dean yelled pissed already that he was more embarrassed than he ever felt in his entire life
Sam then put his hand on top of Dean's head as he told Bobby…
"What did I ever do to you?" Dean asked
"You put the itching powder on my gear in Texas…Payback's a bitch." Sam replied as he hit the speaker and they heard Bobby laughing his hairy ass off, heard something fall and still the laughter continued
Sam hung up as he then continued
"Hey Cassie!" Sam replied as Dean's jaw dropped and his eyes went wide
Dean slowly closed his eyes at that as he was so going to get his vengeance on Sam
"…(Few minutes later) Oh I also got a pick of Dean's face when he heard what happened…yeah sure, I'll send it to you…" Sam hung up
Then Sam dialed a number
When Dean heard
"Hi Missouri"
Dean's eyes went wide as he growled while Sam bolted for the Elevator laughing his hairy ass off and Dean missed him just as the doors closed
Den then ran down the steps and when he got to the lobby he saw Sam was off of his cell
Sam then walked out and Dean saw that bottle in his hand
Gun oil
Dean felt himself get hard at that
"Payback is a bitch." Dean muttered
One week later, AFTER Dean made the deal