I, Gem Stone from the Yeerkly Times decided to have
an interview with the most evil Yeerk in the entire Yeerk empire. Visser Three,
I still can't get over that Visser One thing...
"So, Mr. Three, what does it feel like to be the most evil Yeerk in the entire Yeerk
empire?" I asked the strikingly blue Andalite standing infront of me.
First of all, call me Visser he said smoothly, Second of all, I'd prefer if you
didn't call me evil. I still remember when I was a little baby Yeerk, everyone used to
call me evil, and y'know, I hated it. OK, so back on the Yeerk home planet, being evil
is like a complement, but I totally hate it, you know?
"Interesting, Mr. Three, oh I mean Visser." I said, "But what about those Andalite Bandits
you're always talking about, how do you feel about them?"
Oh, well Visser said, They're actually just good friends, we always have fun when we fight
each other, we only pretend to hate each other for the media's sake
"Interesting," I purred, "Tell me, do you actually like infesting other living creaturs?"
No, but you know half of this planet doesn't actually like their day jobs, take the Animorphs
for example, they despise their job but they continue
"Uh-huh" I said, "Okay, tell me, what's with this whole Andalite thing?"
Do you have a problem with it? he asked,
"uh... no?"
Good.
"So, you say you're a cool sorta guy, huh?"
Yeah, I've been misjudged all my life! he cried, Boohoo! I saw a tear stream down his
cute Andalite face.
"Aaaw" I said, "Well that's it for the interview, thank's Mr. Three... er... Visser,"
My pleasure
What I have discovered from this meaningfull interview that Visser Three is actually quite a nice
dude to be with, y'know? So please, Animorphs stop disturbing this poor guy.
an interview with the most evil Yeerk in the entire Yeerk empire. Visser Three,
I still can't get over that Visser One thing...
"So, Mr. Three, what does it feel like to be the most evil Yeerk in the entire Yeerk
empire?" I asked the strikingly blue Andalite standing infront of me.
First of all, call me Visser he said smoothly, Second of all, I'd prefer if you
didn't call me evil. I still remember when I was a little baby Yeerk, everyone used to
call me evil, and y'know, I hated it. OK, so back on the Yeerk home planet, being evil
is like a complement, but I totally hate it, you know?
"Interesting, Mr. Three, oh I mean Visser." I said, "But what about those Andalite Bandits
you're always talking about, how do you feel about them?"
Oh, well Visser said, They're actually just good friends, we always have fun when we fight
each other, we only pretend to hate each other for the media's sake
"Interesting," I purred, "Tell me, do you actually like infesting other living creaturs?"
No, but you know half of this planet doesn't actually like their day jobs, take the Animorphs
for example, they despise their job but they continue
"Uh-huh" I said, "Okay, tell me, what's with this whole Andalite thing?"
Do you have a problem with it? he asked,
"uh... no?"
Good.
"So, you say you're a cool sorta guy, huh?"
Yeah, I've been misjudged all my life! he cried, Boohoo! I saw a tear stream down his
cute Andalite face.
"Aaaw" I said, "Well that's it for the interview, thank's Mr. Three... er... Visser,"
My pleasure
What I have discovered from this meaningfull interview that Visser Three is actually quite a nice
dude to be with, y'know? So please, Animorphs stop disturbing this poor guy.