Me: I'll keep it short and simple…
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO… SASUKE DOES…
Sasuke: (nodds)
Me: Yaoi… You hate? Leave now!
Crowd: (silence)
Naruto: Okay… good…
Sasuke: hnn…
Me: (sighs)
AT OROCHIMARU'S LAIR
Sasuke sat down on the chair facing a carton of milk and an empty glass, along with a plate of toast. He poured down some milk into the glass. With his eyes starting to wander, he noticed something that caught his eye… a face on the milk carton!
As Sasuke's eyes focused, the face seemed familiar. The face had sunshine blonde hair, three identical scars on each cheek, and sky blue eyes that captured determination and fiery.
Did he know someone like that? He grabbed his cup and raised it to his lips. Then it hit him… Hard… Hard like a brick falling from a skyscraper.
NARUTO!!
He grabbed the milk carton and reread it. It was a missing ad from Konoha. NARUTO IS MISSING?!
BACK AT KONOHA
Tsunade drank her fifth cup of sake, as Shizune told her that the milk cartons with Naruto's picture have been distributed across many countries and villages. Tsunade nodded, as she poured some more sake into her now-empty cup.
Shizune sighed annoyingly, as she started to lecture Tsunade about it being a bad idea to drown yourself in sake.
WITH NARUTO
A/n: thought I would say where he was, huh? (crowd groans)
Naruto found himself in a dark chilly room. A musty stench had filled the air with a vibe foretelling impending danger. He tried to get up, but found that handcuffs, connecting to chains, which were nailed to the wall, had kept him from moving much.
"Naruto-kun… I see that you have awakened…" a voice said, with an eerie tone. It echoed back and forth in the room.