Let's Give Them Something to Talk About
Disclaimer: I do not own Zoey 101.
Summary: Dana and Logan are going out behind everyone's back. No one expects a thing, until one day, Chase and Zoey see something unusual, to say the least.
Chapter 1
Dana sat at her desk, filing her nails. Her dark brown hair was cascading down her shoulders in small curls, and her face was wrinkled with worry and nervousness. Finally, the phone rang. One received text, it read. She flipped open the lid and sighed happily when she saw it was Logan's number.
Dorks r gone. Come ovr, it read. She giggled happily and looked at her face in the mirror. Her hair wasn't too bad, and her make up didn't suck. Doesn't matter anyways, she thought, it'll be ruined by the time I come back. She slipped on her black skater shoes and ran out the door.
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Logan sat in his dorm, waiting for Dana to show up. Michael and Chase had gone out to the movies with Zoey and Nicole and weren't due back for another couple hours. Chase had even said they might go for sushi after, much to Logan's delight. Of course, he did not let them know it.
He checked his hair in the mirror. Fine, he thought, it'll be messed up in the end. He flashed a smile at the mirror and nodded at his reflection. Then he heard the secret knock. Tap. Pause. Tap. Pause. Tap. Tap. Tap. He grinned to himself.
"It's open!" he yelled as he flopped down on the single bed. Dana opened the door quickly and shut it at the same speed. Anyone would have said she looked a wreck, but Logan disagreed.
"You look great, babe," he said. She blushed.
"No I don't. I just threw these on after my shower," Dana said. She walked closer to the bed and sat down on the end.
"I still think you look gorgeous," he said. She kicked off her shoes and leaned back into him.
"Do you think we should tell them?" she asked.
"No, not yet. I mean, let's at least let Bushy hair and Blondie get together," he said, referring to Chase and Zoey.
"Yeah, they're so oblivious," Dana agreed. She gasped.
"I know! We can help them!" she said. Logan's eyes sparked mischievously.
"I like the way you think…" he said.
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Logan and Dana were walking up to the movies theater, dressed in all black. They were about to buy the tickets when they saw Michael walk to the candy counter to get some more popcorn. Logan saw this and quickly put his hand around Dana's waist and pulled her back into the bushes.
"I can move myself you know," she grumbled.
"Yeah, but that way is more fun," he said, giving her a toothy grin. She rolled her eyes and popped her head out from the bush. The guy selling tickets looked quite confused. She couldn't see Michael anymore so she decided to go for it. She saw the back of him walking into theater 2.
"Hi, could we have two tickets for 'Island in the Sun'?" (A/N- Made up movie, not real) she asked sweetly. The guy handed them the tickets and she handed him the money. She smiled at him and pointed over to theater two.
"It's already started, but if you hurry you can get in there before it gets too far into the story," he said lazily, as if he had rehearsed the line. Dana and Logan just rolled their eyes and Dana headed to the candy counter.
"Whoa, where are you going? We're on a mission!" he said. She rolled her eyes.
"Don't you think it'll look a bit funny for us, dressed in complete black, to be just 'watching' the movie?" she asked as she paid for popcorn and a soda.
"Yeah, I guess," he said, shrugging his shoulder. She went real close up to his ear.
"And 'cuz I'm hungry," she whispered. He shivered. She smirked. He rolled his eyes and pulled her over to the theater. They quickly spotted Chase and Zoey sitting in the middle. Surprisingly, Nicole and Michael were sitting a bit farther up, somewhat awkwardly, yet happy. Logan and Dana chuckled and then turned their attention to Zoey and Chase as they found some seats where they could watch the movie and see Zoey and Chase at the same time. Chase was 'casually' stretching and put his arm around her. She jumped and her eyes went wide. Then she realized it was just him and smiled at him.
"God, he's tactless," muttered Logan, whipping out his cell phone. Dana looked at him shocked.
"You can't text on a date!" she whisper yelled at him. He rolled his eyes.
"Yes, I can, and I'm going to," he said. She sighed as there was no changing his mind. She read over his shoulder as he typed. Kiss hr, dn't kill hr! he typed. Dana giggled as he found Chase's number and sent it. Soon after they heard the annoying ring of Chase's phone. He sighed, pulled his arm from around Zoey and fumbled around in his pocket to find his phone. He flipped it open and read the text from Logan. He looked around but couldn't see them. Logan and Dana were crouching in their seats, making sure he couldn't see them.
Chase put his arm around Zoey once again, and she smiled. As the ending credits were rolling, everyone left the theater, including Michael and Nicole. Nobody was left except for Chase, Zoey, Dana and Logan. Of course, Dana and Logan did not let them know this.
Chase turned a bit so he was facing her. She smiled at him, a bit nervous. He smiled back at her, and nearly laughed at the sight of her. Her face was smiling, but she was biting her lip in agitation. Finally, as the credits finished, he took a deep breath. The theater went black and he leaned down to kiss her. She leaned up and their lips met.
"Yes!" Dana and Logan said. As soon as Chase and Zoey kissed, they were crawling out of the theater. Soon enough, Chase and Zoey's first kiss had been returned with seconds and thirds. Finally, as the lights rose, they walked out, smiling at each other, hand in hand.
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Dana and Logan walked back to Logan's dorm leisurely, hand in hand. As they came to the big fountain, Logan handed her a coin. She looked at him confusedly.
"Throw it in and make a wish," he said. She nodded and threw it in, closing her eyes and squeezing them tight.
"What'd you wish for?" he asked.
"Can't tell you," she said. He pouted and she reached up to kiss him. She kissed him and a smile was once again plastered on his face. Little did he know that it would soon be wiped off. Dana and Logan set off again, hand in hand.
"Dana? Logan?!?!" they heard from behind them. They slowly turned, dropped each other's hands and saw Chase and Zoey looking at them.
"What?" they asked nervously.
"Don't 'what' what me, mister, I saw what you were doing!" said Chase.
"I don't know what you're talking about!" Logan defended himself, wiping off some of the lip-gloss from Dana's kiss that was still on his lips.
"Oh come on! We just saw you two kissing by the fountain!" said Zoey. Dana winked at him. They quickly jumped apart.
"Me? Kissing Mr. Ego? You must be seeing things," Dana said quickly.
"And like Dana 'Danger' Cruz would ever kiss me," said Logan quietly, as if ashamed of the fact, while inside he was grinning. Zoey raised her eyebrows.
"No, I'm sure you were kissing," she said.
"Yeah," Chase backed her up. Dana looked at them and then at their hands.
"So you saw us kissi—are you two holding hands?" she asked them. Zoey quickly blushed as Chase dropped her hand.
"No!" they said at the same time.
"Sure…" said Dana and Logan. Zoey blushed furiously, as did Chase. Chase began rubbing his neck.
"Oh, Zoey! That… thing, Nicole needed you for! At the place!" Chase said quickly. Zoey nodded quickly.
"Nice seeing you then," she nodded towards Dana and Logan and ran off towards her dorm.
"Well?" asked Logan. Dana was looking over at the fountain by now, bored of the conversation.
"I..." Chase began. Logan looked at him expectantly.
"You what?" Logan asked him, knowing perfectly well what.
"I…" Chase started again.
"What???" asked Logan, getting irritable.
"I kissed Zoey!" Chase blurted out. Half the kids at the fountain turned to stare at him. Most of them cheered.
"Finally!" Logan said. Chase blushed and then hardened up.
"What do you mean 'finally'?" Chase asked questionably.
"Oh, you've only been giving each other the eyes ever since Zoey came to PCA!" Logan laughed. Chase scowled.
"Oh, yeah? What about you and Dana?" Chase challenged.
"What about her?" Logan said coolly. Dana gave him a smile and he pretended not to see it.
"Well, you two were obviously…" Chase said, trying to put his words together.
"You have no proof. Bite me, Matthews," Logan said, cutting Chase off. He walked over to the fountain and passed Dana.
"Walk behind me until we can see him," Logan hissed at Dana. Logan kept walking and in a couple seconds Dana got up and began walking the same way as him. Chase looked at the two suspiciously, shook his head, sighed happily and began to walk to his dorm.
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Chase awoke that morning, feeling quite happy. He replayed last night's movie and then realized what he was so happy about. He sighed as they late morning sun shone in his face. He groaned as he saw the clock--- 10:23AM. He sighed and threw the covers. He walked into the bathroom and then stopped. He slowly backed out and saw a sight of horror. Logan and Dana were sleeping on Logan's bed, cuddling, much to Chase's disgust. Michael woke up at the sounds of Chase fake gagging. Chase motioned for Michael to be quiet and climb down from the top bunk. Chase sighed and grabbed his camera phone. He snapped a couple pictures and then they went to brush their teeth.
Dana felt the sun on her face. Wait a minute… she thought. My dorm doesn't get sunlight in the morning… Dana sighed happily as she saw Logan's face right next to hers. She gave him a quick peck on the lips to wake him up. He didn't move. She gave him a longer kiss. He smiled in his sleep but still wasn't awake. Dana sighed and started making out with him. He woke with a start and then started to kiss her back. She gasped suddenly into their kiss and broke it.
"What?" he asked quickly, "Did I do something wrong?"
"No! Chase… Michael…" Dana panted fearfully. Logan's eyes shot open.
"Uh oh…" Logan said, hearing footsteps coming down the hallway.
"Hide!" he whispered sharply, pushing her under the bed. She grunted as she hit the floor and then rolled under the bed muttering, "The things I do for you…" She covered herself with a blanket so even if they did look they'd just see a lump of blanket. She heard the two boys walk in the door. Logan pretended to be asleep.
"Wake up, lover boy, we know you're faking it," Chase said. Logan groaned and took his head out from under the covers.
"Lover boy?" Logan asked them groggily.
"We saw you with Dana!" Michael said. Logan just rose and eyebrow.
"Well, there's no Dana here, so I'm guessing you're… just delusional?" Logan asked with a sneer.
"No! We're not!" Chase said.
"Prove it," Logan said. Chase laughed and went to get his phone.
"What, got some people you need to call?" Logan asked meanly.
"No, just some photo galleries to look at," Chase said calmly. Logan's eyes widened to the size of saucers. A groan came from under the bed.
"What was that?" Michael asked, looking around. Logan punched the mattress and quickly realized what he had done.
"Er… Doggone stomach!" he said, and each syllable he pounded on the mattress. Chase and Michael looked at him strangely and continued.
"Does THIS look familiar?" Chase said, whipping out his cell phone. On it was a picture of Logan and Dana, cuddled on the Logan's bed. Logan's face drained of any color.
"So where'd you hide her?" Michael asked, looking around.
"Nowhere. She was never here," Logan said defensively. The other boys looked at him suspiciously. Chase put down his phone on his desk. Suddenly, he jumped to the closet.
"Then why is she in here?" Chase asked, flinging the doors open. He found nothing and his face reddened.
"D'you mind not taking off my closet door?" Logan sneered. Chase's eyebrows knitted together and then he remembered something.
"Then why is she under the bed?" he asked. Dana stiffened under the blanket and Logan's face turned pale.
"She isn't," Logan said, hoping Dana had hidden herself well enough. Fortunately, she had. Chase looked confused.
"Why did you bundle all your blankets under the bed?" Michael asked, peering down at the mess of cloth.
"Because I'm too lazy to clean," Logan shot back.
"Now could you two girls go and eat breakfast or something? Just let me sleep!" Logan said, chucking a pillow at Chase.
"Alright, alright! We'll leave you to your beauty sleep," Michael said, pushing Chase out of the room before Logan could find any more projectiles to throw at them. Dana did the secret knock on the bottom of the bed. Logan sighed.
"Yes, my pretty princess, you can come out now," he said in mock exasperation. Dana popped up from under his bed.
"Damn straight!" she said.
"Can you grab Chase's phone?" Logan asked Dana, who was now standing.
"Sure," she said, tossing it to him. He quickly deleted the photo of Dana and himself snuggling (A/N- shudder It's hard to believe that I actually used the word 'snuggling' in reference to Logan and… anybody!)
"Why?" Dana asked.
"Because, no doubt, they will meet up with your nosy girl friends at breakfast, who will undoubtedly want to see what Chase had," Logan sneered. Dana mocked hurt.
"Good thinking. Now, where were we?" Dana asked him slyly. He grinned.
"I have no idea!" he said. Dana walked back to the bed. She flopped back down next to him.
"Was it like this?" Logan asked, kissing her deeply. She grinned and nodded into the kiss. He flipped so she was lying on top of him. She slipped her tongue in as his darted around her mouth, uncovering every crevice and corner. Dana giggled into the kiss.
1 hour later…
Logan and Dana were still making out. Dana ran her fingers through his hair. She sighed as she took in the smell of him. She sighed happily into the kiss and moaned she he kissed her more. By now, the sheets were every which way, both teens' hair was messed up and Logan's shirt was bunched up halfway. If anyone were to come in, it would have been a bad time. Unfortunately, this had to happen to the unlucky couple.
"Dana? Logan??"
A/N- Cliffhanger! It took me like, 3 weeks to finish this. Between school work and other stuff, I've basically forgotten about it. And I forgot what I called the file, so that didn't help much. Anyways, tell me what you think or if you like it. Reviews are appreciated and flames are welcome. Please remember that I do not reply to reviews so you will just have to check up on the next chapter to see my response. Thanks for reading!