so one upon a time derpy was a corboy. and she had sex with other coboys. that is pretty hot. so back to the story there was a dude named Gary and Geary heted ponys who fuck. and these ponys loved to fuck. but thats beside the point. so one tinme i asked derpy on a date and she said yes. and im all like OMG. SO THEN i invite her to castles n coasters but then i noticed Logan was there he had a big ol texan hat and a durty tank top and somme smexy breifs. he also had A DATE it was rainbow dash. and i was all like DUDE WE CAN HAVE double date. so LOGIN agrred in his good ol southern acsent. he said dat dere sound like a good ider. so we took our pony waifus to dinner at the cracker barel. and what did we see? a scary garuy looking at me he was all like THOU HAST BROKEN THINE INOCENCE AND I WILL EXICUTE THEE FOR THINE CRIMES AGAINST PONY KIND. FOR IS NOTHING SACRED IN THIS WORLD! I HERE BY EXORSISE YOU AND SEND YOU IN TO THE FIREY PITS OF 4 CHAN. and gaary took out a butcher knife AND SCREAMED ALALALAALALALALALALALALAAL. has he chasede me and lofon out of the cracker barel. the next day ned called me and invited me to his house little did i know his plans where to rape me after enjoying celaluna porn. it was good i will now describe in detail all that occurd in this damn smexy porno. celestia! kuna oh so smexily exlaimed. celsetia said in a soft but entransing voive"what is it my sister." and luna said"let us go to the royal bed chamber." celestia hesently agreed the to princess troted down the hall twoards the royal bed chamber. celestia said "so what is it my sister" and luna moved down and laid on the bed and presumed to sing a song in ancient texts. only the allicorns knew the lyrics of the song and it was a sonf of love and pashonate sex. celestia was in aww at lunas beutifull voice. and luna moved towards celsetia and licked her neck and kissed after. celestia didnt know what to do. and said. "luna i love you but as a sister it is not right for us to be engaging in these activitys." and luna was all like."i know you want me sister look deep within your heart . celestia alwase had feelings for luna but was heasitent to show them untill now. and then they CENCORED!.
CHAPTER 2 A DAY AT THE RACES. so longaan called me up and was all like "yall wanna come to da rodeo. tis da bes thing since the big ol sandy shoot." and i was all like hellz yeah. then i decidid to call up gary becuz we had surprise for him we wer gong to have pony raep him hrd in butt butt then the govrmnet stepped in and areasted us because it was illegal to do stuff like this and we were all thron in jail were we were rapeed up our buttes and it felt goood
to be continued