A/N: Here's a oneshot that I wrote during my attempt at the 100 hundred themes. Enjoy.

Meiko and Lily scratched their heads in unison, trying to solve puzzle before them. That day the Kagamine twins challenged each other to a game of Twister, in the process they roped in Gumi, Miku, Kaito, and Miki. Now neither Meiko nor Lily could tell where one Vocaloid began and another ended.

"This leg should move up," Lily pointed at the mass.

"Ow, ow, ow." Len cried out."

"Maybe this hand needs to move that way," Lily pointed again.

"Hey, guys watch what you're touching." Miki yelped.

Hearing the commotion, Hachune Miku and Tako Luka settled on the couch with a bag of popcorn. In the kitchen, Teto and Ted had set up a betting pool. Teto stood on the dining table yelling out bets and odds, behind her Ted wrote everything down on a chalkboard. A TV screen above them showed the action in the living room. They took bets from Gakupo, Iroha, Haku, Neru, Gender-bents and anyone else who wanted in. Back in the living room Lily got an idea, a possibly lethal idea but an idea nonetheless.

"Maybe we should call..."

"NO!" Meiko cut off the blonde.

"She spends all her time doing those mind puzzles, maybe..."

"No," Meiko cut her off again, "maybe we should just dig our own graves."

"But..."

"Just no," Meiko cut Lily off once again, "She's taking her bath right now and I enjoy the use of my legs."

Lily put her foot down, "I'll get her myself than."

"Your funeral."

At this, the kitchen exploded with a new round of bets. Ted could barely keep up. Lily ran up the stairs. Teto flew up the steps with a video camera hooked up to the screen in the kitchen. Hachune and Tako Luka also followed and set up a lawn chair down the hall from the bathroom. The blonde lightly tapped on the door when a bar of soap smashed a hole through the door almost taking Lily's head with it.

"Uh..." Lily felt terrified.

"Go away," this time a shampoo bottle flew though the door, nearly taking Lily leg.

"Uh..."

"What is it?" an irate Luka called through the door.

"Uh..." Lily tried to form a cohesive sentence, "There's... something downstairs that needs your... uh... skills."

"And what would that be?" punctuated by a scrub brush spearing the wall behind Lily.

"It's uh... a puzzle. A puzzle we can't solve," the blonde cringed in fear of another hygiene product.

"Fine, It's time for me to get out anyways," From behind the door Lily heard Luka leave the bath and dry off. She came out wearing nothing but a towel. Teto taped her walking down the stairs into the living room where Meiko tried in vain to undo the proverbial Gordian's Knot. Hachune and Tako Luka relocated to top step of the stairs.

Meiko flattened herself against a wall, "Uh, Luka what are you doing down here? I thought you were taking a bath?"

The pinkette ignored her, instead Luka approached the mass than flicked it and the knotted Vocaloids came apart. The jaws of Lily, at the top of the stairs, and Meiko, still against the wall, dropped.

"How did she do that?" they said in unison. Luka just smiled at them than continued to the kitchen. Everyone went silent.

"I would like to place a bet."

"How much on what?" Teto asked, who had returned to standing on the table.

"Hmm," Luka put a delicate finger to her chin, she walked to her private freezer and pulled out a five-foot tuna "I heard some of the bets earlier when I was taking a bath, particularly the one about me coming out naked so I bet that if you all don't clear out in the next five minutes, I'm going to bury some bodies tonight."

Everyone stared at her in disbelief. She smiled back than chaos broke. Everyone tried to get out whatever way they could. Some jumped through windows, others tried to make new exits in the walls. Gakupo and Iroha dove though the doorway and ran to their rooms. Neru hopped on Neru's back and rode out the kitchen and through the front door. The Kasanes mysteriously disappeared with everyone's bet money when they saw the tuna. Luka went to a cupboard took out a loaf of bread and a can of tuna. She sat down at the table and made a sandwich as if nothing happened.

A/N: That's it. I think I'll post some of my other attempts soon.