A BOOK
DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN ANYTHING
SUMMARY: JIN KAZAMA IS A WRITER IN COLLEGE AND WHILE HE STARTS WRITING HIS BOOK, HE MEETS A DISTURBED TEACHER NAMED KAZUYA MISHMA AND TOGETHER THEY HAVE A WILD ADVENTURE PG-13 FOR VIOLENCE
THIS IS VERY DIFFERENT KIND OF HUMOR. IT'S DARK, BUT NOTHING TO BAD. (All characters are different!)
Chapter 1 Title 1
I hate this. I truly hate this class. My teacher Jun is the most boring teacher ever. I sit there class and hope for the best. Of course Julia, the go getter!! Always getting things right. Blah. I write her down as a character in my book. She'll the voice of reason. And get hit by a car. The class ended and I got up. I went around the school campus and went into the room. I've been so tired of school lately; I wish I could do something else. I then opened the file with my computer and started typing. My only release.
AT THE SCHOOL
Baek: Jun and I have been together for about 18 years now.
Kazuya: Well that's great. I hope you had a wonderful time being a breeding machine.
Baek: Hey we only have 3 children.
Kazuya: Screw it, I'm tired and don't want talk to you.
Baek: So Kazuya, how is your life.
Kazuya: Thanks for asking, its not as wonderful as yours.
Baek: You have to be so cynical all the time.
Kazuya: Why don't you just go back to your happy little home of happiness?
Baek: I would.
Kazuya: What's stopping you?
Baek: The fear of you ending up in streets dead. You haven't been yourself recently.
Kazuya: Well I'm tired of it all.
AT THE DORMS
Ling: Hi Jin.
There she was, Ling Xiaoyu. A good friend of mine that is well too perky. But lately I've seen a darker side her. Like she really has one. Her overwhelming perkiness seems gone.
Jin: Oh yeah Xiaoyu.
Ling: Well I thought we should go to a book reading tonight. It sounds good.
Jin: Well I guess.
Ling: So onto a new subject. What kind of music are you into.
Jin: does it really matter.
Ling: Jin you need to lighten up, you're always so dark.
Jin: It helps me feel better.
Ling: Have you ever wondered why you don't have friends?
Jin: I have you? Don't I? Or is it some form of unorthodox self pity that I got on you?
Ling: It's a completely orthodox pity for you.
Jin: *smiles*
Ling: It's good to see you smile. You need to do it more.
Jin: The time you see smile again, I've killed somebody.
Ling: There you go being morbid again.
Jin: What's your fascination with this situation?
Ling: What do you think of me as Jin?
Jin: I think of you as Ling Xiaoyu. A friend.
Ling: Good. You have things clear. Jin I wish sometimes I wish you were more social.
Jin: I'm social.
Ling: You're the poster boy for anti-social. The brooding kid.
Jin: Ling when has my status quo ever affected our friendship?
Ling: It never has and never will but sometimes I worry about you.
Jin: I'll be fine, I'm clean no drugs or alcohol on me.
Ling: Jin, so what do you want to do now?
Jin: You know I've always had a fascination with the school tea.
Ling: *giggles* See Jin. You can be funny.
Jin: I can be funny. But I don't like to be funny. I'm not funny.
Ling: You know I think the tea has a history of killing people before.
Jin: I bet so.
Ling: Fascination with the tea is gone, it's a poison served to us by angry resentful teachers.
Jin: Well that thought makes me feel better.
Ling: I'm glad I could do such a good job with that.
Jin: Well, have you ever wondering what is exactly inside a bologna ?
Ling: Well I just know every makes a creamy paste.
Jin: Well I mean, what, the eyes? The nose?
Ling: Well would it be more of a strange obsession if we learned what's in the bologna?
Jin: Obessions are good; they give you something to do on your spare time.
Ling: Sometimes obsessions are the motives of a stalker.
Jin: I wonder what if feels to be like a stalker. The wonderful concentration and the undying love of it in its own perverse way.
Ling: It almost sounds like you say hey, let's all the perverted stalkers.
Jin: I wasn't implying that. And they aren't perverted stalkers, just ordinary ones.
Ling: Well I rather be stalked by a regular stalker than a perverted one.
Jin: Good.
Ling: But Jin the lines are blurred a perverted stalker is already said through the word stalker an undying loving devotion for this object and sometimes lead to perverseness.
Jin: Speaking intelligent is fun with you like getting hit with a baseball bat.
Ling: Make it a steel bat and I'll agree.
Jin: Steel.
Ling: I'm satisfied.
Jin: I'm glad.
Ling: Jin, have you ever wondered what is beyond this life?
Jin: You seem to change a subject rather quickly.
Ling: Just answer the question.
Jin: Who knows?
Ling: Well I mean I need something to talk about something.
Jin: Well let's something philosophical cause my brain hurts.
Ling: Poor Jin, should I get some band-aids for your boo boo.
Jin: Funny Xiao.
Ling: Okay then, what do you think about women?
Jin: Well , what about them?
Ling: What do you think there place in society is. Are they equal to you or just there to be a house wife?
Jin: I've been offended. You think I'm a sexist pig.
Ling: You never spoke of really anything. Jin the only time we spend together is when we watch those foreign movies you love so much.
Jin: Well then how else do you want to spend time?
Ling: I don't know.
Jin: Well then there is no need to bring up this suggestion of yours.
Ling: Well thanks Jin.
Jin: Your utter sarcasm lately is not really like usual.
Ling: Well who knows?
Jin: So Ling, what about my foreign films, you got something against them?
Ling: Some much reading in those films.
Jin: Well I liked to read.
Ling: I like to read too but I don't want to read when I'm in a movie theater.
Jin: You had to read in Lord of The Rings
Ling: They are fast scenes. And the book was incredible.
Jin: I feel the movie did no justice to the book.
Ling: What are you talking about? You haven't read the book yet.
Jin: Yeah but it makes me sound culture when I always know what is going and make and form fake opinions of things that I don't even know about.
Ling: Is that how you pass off being so smart Jin?
Jin: Yup.
Ling: I always thought you had some fetish.
Jin: And where would you get this?
Ling: You would seem like a guy to have a fetish.
Jin: Well I'm glad to say I'm fetish free.
Ling: That always makes me feel better.
Jin: Well let's go out and eat something. That will resolve your little problem with the, I don't think we spend enough time with each other.
Ling: Well that's great. And we should get some bologna and some tea.
Jin: Sounds delicious Xiao.
CHAPTER 2 RESLOUTION
DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN ANYTHING
SUMMARY: JIN KAZAMA IS A WRITER IN COLLEGE AND WHILE HE STARTS WRITING HIS BOOK, HE MEETS A DISTURBED TEACHER NAMED KAZUYA MISHMA AND TOGETHER THEY HAVE A WILD ADVENTURE PG-13 FOR VIOLENCE
THIS IS VERY DIFFERENT KIND OF HUMOR. IT'S DARK, BUT NOTHING TO BAD. (All characters are different!)
Chapter 1 Title 1
I hate this. I truly hate this class. My teacher Jun is the most boring teacher ever. I sit there class and hope for the best. Of course Julia, the go getter!! Always getting things right. Blah. I write her down as a character in my book. She'll the voice of reason. And get hit by a car. The class ended and I got up. I went around the school campus and went into the room. I've been so tired of school lately; I wish I could do something else. I then opened the file with my computer and started typing. My only release.
AT THE SCHOOL
Baek: Jun and I have been together for about 18 years now.
Kazuya: Well that's great. I hope you had a wonderful time being a breeding machine.
Baek: Hey we only have 3 children.
Kazuya: Screw it, I'm tired and don't want talk to you.
Baek: So Kazuya, how is your life.
Kazuya: Thanks for asking, its not as wonderful as yours.
Baek: You have to be so cynical all the time.
Kazuya: Why don't you just go back to your happy little home of happiness?
Baek: I would.
Kazuya: What's stopping you?
Baek: The fear of you ending up in streets dead. You haven't been yourself recently.
Kazuya: Well I'm tired of it all.
AT THE DORMS
Ling: Hi Jin.
There she was, Ling Xiaoyu. A good friend of mine that is well too perky. But lately I've seen a darker side her. Like she really has one. Her overwhelming perkiness seems gone.
Jin: Oh yeah Xiaoyu.
Ling: Well I thought we should go to a book reading tonight. It sounds good.
Jin: Well I guess.
Ling: So onto a new subject. What kind of music are you into.
Jin: does it really matter.
Ling: Jin you need to lighten up, you're always so dark.
Jin: It helps me feel better.
Ling: Have you ever wondered why you don't have friends?
Jin: I have you? Don't I? Or is it some form of unorthodox self pity that I got on you?
Ling: It's a completely orthodox pity for you.
Jin: *smiles*
Ling: It's good to see you smile. You need to do it more.
Jin: The time you see smile again, I've killed somebody.
Ling: There you go being morbid again.
Jin: What's your fascination with this situation?
Ling: What do you think of me as Jin?
Jin: I think of you as Ling Xiaoyu. A friend.
Ling: Good. You have things clear. Jin I wish sometimes I wish you were more social.
Jin: I'm social.
Ling: You're the poster boy for anti-social. The brooding kid.
Jin: Ling when has my status quo ever affected our friendship?
Ling: It never has and never will but sometimes I worry about you.
Jin: I'll be fine, I'm clean no drugs or alcohol on me.
Ling: Jin, so what do you want to do now?
Jin: You know I've always had a fascination with the school tea.
Ling: *giggles* See Jin. You can be funny.
Jin: I can be funny. But I don't like to be funny. I'm not funny.
Ling: You know I think the tea has a history of killing people before.
Jin: I bet so.
Ling: Fascination with the tea is gone, it's a poison served to us by angry resentful teachers.
Jin: Well that thought makes me feel better.
Ling: I'm glad I could do such a good job with that.
Jin: Well, have you ever wondering what is exactly inside a bologna ?
Ling: Well I just know every makes a creamy paste.
Jin: Well I mean, what, the eyes? The nose?
Ling: Well would it be more of a strange obsession if we learned what's in the bologna?
Jin: Obessions are good; they give you something to do on your spare time.
Ling: Sometimes obsessions are the motives of a stalker.
Jin: I wonder what if feels to be like a stalker. The wonderful concentration and the undying love of it in its own perverse way.
Ling: It almost sounds like you say hey, let's all the perverted stalkers.
Jin: I wasn't implying that. And they aren't perverted stalkers, just ordinary ones.
Ling: Well I rather be stalked by a regular stalker than a perverted one.
Jin: Good.
Ling: But Jin the lines are blurred a perverted stalker is already said through the word stalker an undying loving devotion for this object and sometimes lead to perverseness.
Jin: Speaking intelligent is fun with you like getting hit with a baseball bat.
Ling: Make it a steel bat and I'll agree.
Jin: Steel.
Ling: I'm satisfied.
Jin: I'm glad.
Ling: Jin, have you ever wondered what is beyond this life?
Jin: You seem to change a subject rather quickly.
Ling: Just answer the question.
Jin: Who knows?
Ling: Well I mean I need something to talk about something.
Jin: Well let's something philosophical cause my brain hurts.
Ling: Poor Jin, should I get some band-aids for your boo boo.
Jin: Funny Xiao.
Ling: Okay then, what do you think about women?
Jin: Well , what about them?
Ling: What do you think there place in society is. Are they equal to you or just there to be a house wife?
Jin: I've been offended. You think I'm a sexist pig.
Ling: You never spoke of really anything. Jin the only time we spend together is when we watch those foreign movies you love so much.
Jin: Well then how else do you want to spend time?
Ling: I don't know.
Jin: Well then there is no need to bring up this suggestion of yours.
Ling: Well thanks Jin.
Jin: Your utter sarcasm lately is not really like usual.
Ling: Well who knows?
Jin: So Ling, what about my foreign films, you got something against them?
Ling: Some much reading in those films.
Jin: Well I liked to read.
Ling: I like to read too but I don't want to read when I'm in a movie theater.
Jin: You had to read in Lord of The Rings
Ling: They are fast scenes. And the book was incredible.
Jin: I feel the movie did no justice to the book.
Ling: What are you talking about? You haven't read the book yet.
Jin: Yeah but it makes me sound culture when I always know what is going and make and form fake opinions of things that I don't even know about.
Ling: Is that how you pass off being so smart Jin?
Jin: Yup.
Ling: I always thought you had some fetish.
Jin: And where would you get this?
Ling: You would seem like a guy to have a fetish.
Jin: Well I'm glad to say I'm fetish free.
Ling: That always makes me feel better.
Jin: Well let's go out and eat something. That will resolve your little problem with the, I don't think we spend enough time with each other.
Ling: Well that's great. And we should get some bologna and some tea.
Jin: Sounds delicious Xiao.
CHAPTER 2 RESLOUTION